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Battle of the Babes: CA Queen Alison Brie vs NY Queen Scarlett Johansson vs TX Queen Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jul. 11, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

I'm from California, but I don't know if I can back the winner of the Queen of Cali Battle which we held back some weeks ago. Should I go with my inner East Coast Girl and stick with the classic Scarlett Johannson, winner of the Queen of New York Battle? Or is it really true that they can have a Texas without the USA but not the USA without Texas and go with Jennifer Love Hewitt instead? Why don't you do the deciding for me.

Alison Brie

Killer body and if I am to believe all the droning y'all fans make about Alison Brie, girl is stacked with personality as well. I'm chalking it up to my leery nature of the fickleness of fanboy adoration, where you're so certain someone is terrifically hot until you collectively turn your noses on her. But I won't dwell, since that'll bring out my inner Eastwood and I don't have a lawn to yell crankily from.

Scarlett Johansson

I went through a phase (I do this often) where I needed to watch absolutely everything that ScarJo had starred in because I wasn't just going to get all giddy for what appeared to be a corn-fed healthy blonde that are far too common in the U.S. While I can't get into detail regarding all of her roles, ScarJo is what she is: the modern-day blonde bombshell because there is simply no other alternative that can touch her New York, corner hot dog vendor ass.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

For the complaining that was going on regarding the Texas selections I made, it is still up to YOU to vote, me count those votes the best of my math-challenged ability (I try to make sure I do it before I down my nightly shots, I swear), I'd like to say that the ultimate Queen of Texas being J-Love isn't really something to complain about. Girl got longevity and the don't-give-a-f*ck attitude for dealing with haters, which I adore.

The 4th of July may have already passed, but let's celebrate some of the greater parts of our nation by deciding who we should be the rightful Empress of the US. Is that Alison Brie, Scarlett Johannson or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

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10:21AM on 07/18/2013

Brie

There are only a few situations where I would vote against Scarlett, but this is one. Alison gets my vote here!
There are only a few situations where I would vote against Scarlett, but this is one. Alison gets my vote here!
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12:46AM on 07/15/2013

Alison

Incredibly beautiful, seemingly fantastic personality, and is on one of the more entertaining shows in years.
Incredibly beautiful, seemingly fantastic personality, and is on one of the more entertaining shows in years.
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6:22PM on 07/14/2013

Alison

Incredibly beautiful, seemingly fantastic personality, and is on one of the more entertaining shows in years.
Incredibly beautiful, seemingly fantastic personality, and is on one of the more entertaining shows in years.
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4:47PM on 07/13/2013
JLH
JLH
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2:20AM on 07/13/2013
Love. Her hotness has spanned two centuries.
Love. Her hotness has spanned two centuries.
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12:08AM on 07/13/2013

Results so far...

It's feeling even, but if my count is right so far, Alison Brie is ahead by 2 votes.

Better push harder if you're not good with the outcome. Just sayin'....
It's feeling even, but if my count is right so far, Alison Brie is ahead by 2 votes.

Better push harder if you're not good with the outcome. Just sayin'....
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2:51PM on 07/12/2013

Tough choice but...

I have to go with JLH for the longevity factor, but ScarJo and Allison Brie are insane.
I have to go with JLH for the longevity factor, but ScarJo and Allison Brie are insane.
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1:12PM on 07/12/2013

Alison!

Then Jen, then Scarlett. In that order.
Then Jen, then Scarlett. In that order.
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9:41AM on 07/12/2013
JLH
JLH
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6:42AM on 07/12/2013

TEXAS

Jennifer
Jennifer
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6:20AM on 07/12/2013
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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5:37AM on 07/12/2013

Duh

Alison Brie. Even though you picked a crappy res photo.
Scarlett's lips and cheeks has always had this weird plastic quality to me.
Jennifer has a weird tiny/big head thing going on.
Alison Brie. Even though you picked a crappy res photo.
Scarlett's lips and cheeks has always had this weird plastic quality to me.
Jennifer has a weird tiny/big head thing going on.
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6:22AM on 07/12/2013
Plus, Scarlett's rockin' the Gary Busey chompers.
Plus, Scarlett's rockin' the Gary Busey chompers.
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2:15AM on 07/12/2013

Scarlett!

Miss J all the way
Miss J all the way
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1:39AM on 07/12/2013

Alison Brie

Personality goes a long way.
Personality goes a long way.
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1:31AM on 07/12/2013

Allison

Allison
Allison
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11:19PM on 07/11/2013
Fuck it, I'll take all three to a fancy steak dinner.
Fuck it, I'll take all three to a fancy steak dinner.
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12:57AM on 07/12/2013
Yeah, then after the steak dinner you can all go back and watch South Park together.
Yeah, then after the steak dinner you can all go back and watch South Park together.
10:50PM on 07/11/2013

ScarJo

Of the three offered up here, she's my favourite by far.
Of the three offered up here, she's my favourite by far.
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10:42PM on 07/11/2013

It's a win-win situation.

I'll just say Scarlett even though I like all of 'em.
I'll just say Scarlett even though I like all of 'em.
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9:55PM on 07/11/2013
Brie
Brie
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8:43PM on 07/11/2013

JLH

Gotta go with best Rack here, since they are all great but I gotta go JLH by a slim margin over Brie
Gotta go with best Rack here, since they are all great but I gotta go JLH by a slim margin over Brie
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5:05PM on 07/11/2013

Alison Brie

Best looks with the best personality.
Best looks with the best personality.
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4:36PM on 07/11/2013
Very tough choice but I've been in love with Jen for a long time so she wins. Plus her boobs are naturally big. Wish I could pick all three though.
Very tough choice but I've been in love with Jen for a long time so she wins. Plus her boobs are naturally big. Wish I could pick all three though.
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4:16PM on 07/11/2013

Scarlett's #1

Scarlett, Jenn then Alison.
Scarlett, Jenn then Alison.
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4:14PM on 07/11/2013

ALISON.

She ALMOST ties with Jennifer.
She ALMOST ties with Jennifer.
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+2
4:09PM on 07/11/2013

Mmmm... Taste the rainbow!

That was weird... I don't know why I said that... Anyway, how the hell are we supposed to choose! I mean, can we sample all three before we make a decision? Or better yet, do we have to chose at all? Can't we have all three, like a nudeapolitan ice cream? I call shenanigans! I refuse to choose.
That was weird... I don't know why I said that... Anyway, how the hell are we supposed to choose! I mean, can we sample all three before we make a decision? Or better yet, do we have to chose at all? Can't we have all three, like a nudeapolitan ice cream? I call shenanigans! I refuse to choose.
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3:32PM on 07/11/2013

Scarlett Johansson

All the way.
All the way.
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3:21PM on 07/11/2013

Brie

Damn cute and sexy at the same time.
Damn cute and sexy at the same time.
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3:19PM on 07/11/2013

Scarlett

A pleasure to watch anytime.
A pleasure to watch anytime.
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3:07PM on 07/11/2013

Scarlett

Scarlett should be exempt from all competition...she's simply sexier than anyone around. Seriously.
Scarlett should be exempt from all competition...she's simply sexier than anyone around. Seriously.
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3:05PM on 07/11/2013

Tough call

But I'm going with JLH
But I'm going with JLH
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2:59PM on 07/11/2013

No losers in this contest

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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2:26PM on 07/11/2013

What a battle!

Alison!
Alison!
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2:20PM on 07/11/2013

Toughest one I've seen but...

BRIE ALL DAY LONG!
BRIE ALL DAY LONG!
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1:26PM on 07/11/2013

Alison Brie

Alison Brie
Alison Brie
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1:15PM on 07/11/2013
Alison Brie, closely followed by Scarlett. Whatshername Love HasBeen a distant third.
Alison Brie, closely followed by Scarlett. Whatshername Love HasBeen a distant third.
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12:57PM on 07/11/2013

Alison Brie

Usually, I would go with Jennifer but Alison takes it IMO.
Usually, I would go with Jennifer but Alison takes it IMO.
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12:27PM on 07/11/2013
Scarjo!
Scarjo!
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12:24PM on 07/11/2013

Let's do this!!!!!

Alison Brie!

With Johansson as a very close second.
Alison Brie!

With Johansson as a very close second.
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12:14PM on 07/11/2013

Scarjo

Scarjo wins with JLH a close second.
Scarjo wins with JLH a close second.
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12:07PM on 07/11/2013
Wow this is a tough one. I gotta go with Scarlett Johansson on this one. It was close though. Jennifer Love Hewitt will always be a knock out.
Wow this is a tough one. I gotta go with Scarlett Johansson on this one. It was close though. Jennifer Love Hewitt will always be a knock out.
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11:56AM on 07/11/2013
Jennifer Love Hewitt always wins.
Jennifer Love Hewitt always wins.
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11:47AM on 07/11/2013

Scarlett Johansson

All three are unbelievably hot with amazing breasts so this was really tough for me. Scarlett wins just barely.
All three are unbelievably hot with amazing breasts so this was really tough for me. Scarlett wins just barely.
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11:44AM on 07/11/2013
Brie
Brie
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11:22AM on 07/11/2013
Scarlett
Scarlett
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11:13AM on 07/11/2013
ScarJo
ScarJo
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-1
11:06AM on 07/11/2013
JLH
JLH
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10:44AM on 07/11/2013

JLH

JLH again!
JLH again!
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10:44AM on 07/11/2013

Much love for J-Love!

MMMMMMMmmmmmm
MMMMMMMmmmmmm
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10:14AM on 07/11/2013
Alison Brie easily.

WESTSIDE!
Alison Brie easily.

WESTSIDE!
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10:11AM on 07/11/2013

ScarJo

Hottie supreme.
Hottie supreme.
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10:05AM on 07/11/2013
As long as Scarlett Johansson is in the running, she'll win.
As long as Scarlett Johansson is in the running, she'll win.
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10:03AM on 07/11/2013

Alison baby...

She's everything a guy like myself could ever dream of.
She's everything a guy like myself could ever dream of.
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9:18AM on 07/11/2013

Alison Brie,

the underdog.
the underdog.
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