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Battle of the Babes English Lads Edition: Benedict Cumberbatch vs Michael Fassbender vs Tom Hiddleston

Nov. 28, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

This Battle is dedicated to my friend Cat, a lovely lass from the great Northern country of Canada, who might not be celebrating her Thanksgiving today but still needs some great eye candy to satisfy her hunger. She's my go-to when it comes to all things fangirl regarding the men of this match-up, now the fourth year where I've focused on the delicious male members (heh heh) of Hollywood who absolutely are sights to be thankful for. This one's for you, Cat... good luck at picking a winner!

Benedict Cumberbatch

So the blonde hair that Cumberbatch was saddled with in THE FIFTH ESTATE didn't do any favors to his already fairer-than-fair complexion, but that doesn't detract from the fact that this is one super-sexy, totally hot Brit. Whether he's moistening panties from doubling down on his English lad hotness doing a Rickman-off with Jimmy Fallon or just plain owning films like STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS, we're slowly all turning into a bunch of Cumberbitches.

Michael Fassbender

(OK, so he's German born. I blame INGLORIOUS BASTERDS for my geography education.) If he wants Magneto to be any more magnetic than the character already is, sexy man Michael Fassbender might want to consider pulling a SHAME moment and whipping out the Fassboner. Once you go totally full frontal, it's a bit hard (yeah, I said it!) to get people to think of you in any other way than down on Carnal Street. Doesn't hurt that on top of the great looks and the shiver-inducing accent he's also one of the masters of the craft as well.

Tom Hiddleston

I gotta say, when I first saw Tom Hiddleston, he was in full Loki regalia and I was not impressed in the slightest. All the chicks I knew who were lusting after that character made me want to mass lobotomize them. But when I took a good look at Hiddleston outside of that get-up and saw the feisty man in his natural state looking that Englishman fly as well as him being a dancing machine, it was very, very hard for me to imagine trying to delay gratification with him. Mmmmm... Hiddle-ookie.

Which English lad makes you thankful we're still good with the UK: Benedict, Michael or Tom?

Extra Tidbit: Last week's results ended in a close win for Deborah Ann Woll, followed by Karen Gillan (with 3 less votes) and Molly Quinn (with only one vote less than Karen) but it seems that everyone is in agreeance that redheads are darn hard to beat.
Source: IMDB

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8:16AM on 11/28/2013
Of the three, I find Fassbender the sexiest, but perhaps he's also the more "boring", most traditionally handsome choice. Part of the appeal of Hiddleston and Cumberbatch is the uniqueness in the way they carry themselves and their statuses as "unlikely pinups". Not a knock on any of the three though.
Of the three, I find Fassbender the sexiest, but perhaps he's also the more "boring", most traditionally handsome choice. Part of the appeal of Hiddleston and Cumberbatch is the uniqueness in the way they carry themselves and their statuses as "unlikely pinups". Not a knock on any of the three though.
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8:38AM on 11/28/2013
All 3 are great actors but I'd have to choose Tom Hiddleston.
All 3 are great actors but I'd have to choose Tom Hiddleston.
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9:27AM on 11/28/2013
Michael Fassbender.
Michael Fassbender.
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9:55AM on 11/28/2013

Gotta go with that Fassbender.

He's a handsome fella.
He's a handsome fella.
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9:59AM on 11/28/2013

Fassbender!

He's just the epitome of cool.

Can you do a battle with the ladies of Once Upon a Time? Or that Scream Queen battle I mentioned before!
He's just the epitome of cool.

Can you do a battle with the ladies of Once Upon a Time? Or that Scream Queen battle I mentioned before!
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11:02AM on 11/28/2013

Fassbender is german/irish

hate to be a party pooper and all but he's not british.
hate to be a party pooper and all but he's not british.
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12:34PM on 11/28/2013

Buffordsticks Cubansnatch

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3:53PM on 11/28/2013

Michael Fassbender

All three of them are great actors, but Fassbender is just plain brilliant is the definition of cool and badass.
All three of them are great actors, but Fassbender is just plain brilliant is the definition of cool and badass.
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9:06PM on 11/28/2013

I daresay they're all worthy opponents

but I'm going with Benedict Cumberbatch.
but I'm going with Benedict Cumberbatch.
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9:37PM on 11/28/2013

Michael Fassbender, by a whisker

As others have mentioned, he's the most conventionally attractive. But all three are worthy choices; I'd be fine with any of them winning the battle.
As others have mentioned, he's the most conventionally attractive. But all three are worthy choices; I'd be fine with any of them winning the battle.
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10:38PM on 11/28/2013

Hiddleston

Loki!
Loki!
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11:16PM on 11/28/2013

Benedict by a landslide!

What isn't hot about Benedict! Add together fantastic multicolor expressive eyes, cheekbones you could cut yourself on, Sexy curly hair in any color you like-although auburn is his natural color-Sherlock curls are my favorite. Plus he is damn intelligent and this appeals to all the CumberCollective. Not to forget his lean and sexy body!
What isn't hot about Benedict! Add together fantastic multicolor expressive eyes, cheekbones you could cut yourself on, Sexy curly hair in any color you like-although auburn is his natural color-Sherlock curls are my favorite. Plus he is damn intelligent and this appeals to all the CumberCollective. Not to forget his lean and sexy body!
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11:46PM on 11/28/2013
My wife will say Benedict Cumberbatch. I don't even have to ask her to make sure, I already know.
My wife will say Benedict Cumberbatch. I don't even have to ask her to make sure, I already know.
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11:53PM on 11/28/2013
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston
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5:47AM on 11/29/2013

Umm...

Fassbender isn't English.
Fassbender isn't English.
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10:32AM on 11/29/2013
Benedict Cumberbatch thank you ;)
Benedict Cumberbatch thank you ;)
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1:01PM on 11/29/2013
Cumberbatch is as ugly as all seven sins - and then some.
Cumberbatch is as ugly as all seven sins - and then some.
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1:11AM on 11/30/2013
Hiddleston, he's adorable.
Hiddleston, he's adorable.
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3:57PM on 12/01/2013

My wife says Cumberbatch.

I'll agree.
I'll agree.
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12:45AM on 12/27/2013

fassbender

then... cumberbatch.
then... cumberbatch.
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