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Battle of the Babes Popstar Edition: Avril Lavigne vs Carly Rae Jepsen vs Nelly Furtado

09.05.2013by: Cherry Liquor

Hey: I'm doing quarter-finals here. It's an ultimate battle of popstars and we're only 3 rounds in, in case you needed the reminder to follow along. Thank you. Last week was a piss-poor match-up in terms of whether Schmoes still respond to those that they once held in favor a long time back, so since Christina Aguilera has her shit the most together in current time, she was the winner. During the upcoming Semi-Finals rounds in future weeks, she will be paired against Hilary Duff and Ariana Grande. I've been told I think "too hard" about these things, but that's how I roll and I'm not apologizing. For the next set of PopStar Quarter Finals, we're going international in the sense that I'm from the US. This week, let's hit up Canada, my favorite hat of all.

Avril Lavigne

Funniest thing about Avril is that I really do think that she's a particularly cute and somewhat unique beauty, no joke. I don't think that she needs all the pink and the poseur attitude, especially if she thinks she's going to prove something when she hails from Canada and is going to marry the dude from Nickleback. Her music is catchy, her crooked smile is adorable. I shouldn't, perhaps, but I like her a lot.

Carly Rae Jepsen

She came out of nowhere and became a viral sensation when her song "Call Me, Maybe" hit the airwaves and every person had to parody the damn thing to death. Yes, the concept within the lyrics is pure cheeseball but the video for the song is very cheeky and sweet. Jepsen can also sell herself with her ideals - she recently declined performing for the Boy Scouts Jamboree due to the discrimination against gays in the organization. So she's super hot, can sing and this early on in her career doesn't care about making a political statement that might throw her trajectory off track. I totally dig.

Nelly Furtado

For the longest time I swore that Nelly Furtado was from Australia. Why? Because I'm an ignorant f*cking American like that. Furtado was born in Victoria, British Columbia and in the upper Northern America for most of her life. Not only is she hot (that might have something to do with her Portuguese heritage - Furtado can speak Portuguese, English and French fluently, multi-tongue are sexy), she's talented and she's so far from the cringe realm that Celine Dion came from, you can't blame me for not believing she could have come from the Land of the Canucks, right?

Which Canadian Pop Singer gets your maple to ooze: Avril, Carly or Nelly?

Source: IMDB

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10:30AM on 09/10/2013

Avril

But just by a little.
But just by a little.
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9:11PM on 09/09/2013
Avril. Obnoxious but hot.
Avril. Obnoxious but hot.
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4:02PM on 09/06/2013

Three women, and nary a smile to be found anywhere. Why so glum, ladies?!

Vote for Nelly, although she was cuter back in the "I'm Like A Bird" days.
Vote for Nelly, although she was cuter back in the "I'm Like A Bird" days.
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11:11PM on 09/05/2013

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gotta go with nelly in this case..somkin hot gal,still bangable..
gotta go with nelly in this case..somkin hot gal,still bangable..
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10:14PM on 09/05/2013

I'd go with...

Nelly Furtado.
Nelly Furtado.
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9:48PM on 09/05/2013

avril

avril but its close with furtado.
avril but its close with furtado.
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9:18PM on 09/05/2013
Avril
Avril
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8:08PM on 09/05/2013
Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen
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7:46PM on 09/05/2013

Nelly

She's the whole package. Sexy voice and everything else.
She's the whole package. Sexy voice and everything else.
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6:07PM on 09/05/2013

I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR A QUITE A WHILE NOW...

... and for the first time, I have to say that it's a triple tie. Really.
... and for the first time, I have to say that it's a triple tie. Really.
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5:26PM on 09/05/2013
I've gotta go with Nelly
I've gotta go with Nelly
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4:23PM on 09/05/2013
Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne
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3:45PM on 09/05/2013

Jepsen wins this one.

Lavigne loses a ton of points for being married to friggin Nickelback.
Lavigne loses a ton of points for being married to friggin Nickelback.
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3:02PM on 09/05/2013

Nelly

The other 2 do nothing for me neither looks-wise nor musically.
The other 2 do nothing for me neither looks-wise nor musically.
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2:20PM on 09/05/2013

Avril

I always had a soft spot for this girl. She has beautiful blue eyes and a nice body.
I always had a soft spot for this girl. She has beautiful blue eyes and a nice body.
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1:54PM on 09/05/2013

AVRIL

dont know why but I really dig her, or want to dig into her.....one of those!!!
dont know why but I really dig her, or want to dig into her.....one of those!!!
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1:53PM on 09/05/2013

Nelly Furtado

This is pretty much an "anybody but Avril Lavigne" match-up for me, since I think she's annoying as hell.
This is pretty much an "anybody but Avril Lavigne" match-up for me, since I think she's annoying as hell.
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1:52PM on 09/05/2013
Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen
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1:32PM on 09/05/2013
Nelly Furtado
Nelly Furtado
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1:17PM on 09/05/2013
Avril, cuz she wears fishnets
Avril, cuz she wears fishnets
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1:05PM on 09/05/2013

Nelly Furtado

Definitely Nelly Furtado, she is the most unique out of the three.
Definitely Nelly Furtado, she is the most unique out of the three.
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12:05PM on 09/05/2013

Jepsen

she's the only one out of these three who's ever had a song I've actually enjoyed.
she's the only one out of these three who's ever had a song I've actually enjoyed.
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11:40AM on 09/05/2013
Nelly
Nelly
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11:36AM on 09/05/2013
Furtado. Lavine is all kinds of messed up to her own fans and I don't know who the other girl is.
Furtado. Lavine is all kinds of messed up to her own fans and I don't know who the other girl is.
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11:34AM on 09/05/2013
Avril ftw.
Avril ftw.
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11:34AM on 09/05/2013
Nelly Furtado. The Promiscuous video is good stuff.
Nelly Furtado. The Promiscuous video is good stuff.
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11:03AM on 09/05/2013
Avril Nuff' said.
Avril Nuff' said.
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10:59AM on 09/05/2013
Nelly Furtado
Nelly Furtado
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10:43AM on 09/05/2013

Jepsen

I guess
I guess
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