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Battle of the Babes Popstar Edition: Lana del Rey vs Joss Stone vs Jessie J

Sep. 12, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

(Hey: I'm still doing quarter-finals here. It's an ultimate battle of popstars and we're only 4 rounds in, in case you needed the reminder to follow along. Thank you.) I didn't think that Avril Lavigne still had as strong of a following in the hottie department, but after last week's battle of the Canadian pop stars, I guess I was wrong. Even still, Avril LOST to Nelly Furtado who will move forward into the semi-finals. This week, let's hop the pond and listen to you dissect the reasons why the singers I chose aren't really "pop."

Lana del Rey

I would have much rather preferred to have Adele in this spot if I'm being honest and I'm not as huge of a fan of the singer as you might imagine. I have listened to and will not say that Lana del Rey doesn't have a decent voice, I'm saying I just don't like her music. I also think that while she's pleasing enough looking, she's not as "whatever" key term that the talent reality shows use. But I understand she's a popular current flavor, so here she is.

Joss Stone

Joss Stone isn't what I would categorize as a pop singer, so I'll take the hits there gladly. But she's talented, she's gorgeous, she's had a life of extremes that weren't coordinated by her PR team and she's a shelter dog rescuer. Hot. Hawt. HOTTIE.

Jessie J

I don't watch the MTV VMA's as I've mentioned before. If something gets talked about repeatedly, I'll go look up the video later in the evening, but I'm not a slave to the "live" broadcast. Jessie J definitely counts as a pop music singer, she's certainly cute and unique looking and that performance at the 2011 VMAs where she blinged out her gimpy leg and made the show go on with that infectious smile made me like her a little more than I ever intended to.

Which British Pop Singer makes you stout: Lana del Rey, Joss Stone or Jessie J?

Source: IMDB

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2:14PM on 09/26/2013

Joss Stone

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gonzo
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5:25PM on 09/15/2013

LANA.

Joss and Jessie are very sexy. But they're not rare classic beauties. Ironically, I prefer their music over Lana's.
Joss and Jessie are very sexy. But they're not rare classic beauties. Ironically, I prefer their music over Lana's.
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8:03AM on 09/15/2013
Lans is the sexiest, Jessie is way too butch and likes girls too and Joss is meh.
Lans is the sexiest, Jessie is way too butch and likes girls too and Joss is meh.
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2:48PM on 09/14/2013

jeny

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7:04AM on 09/14/2013
Joss Stone
Joss Stone
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2:59PM on 09/13/2013

Lana Del Rey

just better than others
just better than others
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12:41AM on 09/13/2013

Joss Stone

Jessie J is not bad (she cleans up nice: [link] ) but clearly Joss Stone wins here: [link]
Jessie J is not bad (she cleans up nice: [link] ) but clearly Joss Stone wins here: [link]
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12:12AM on 09/13/2013

Lana

...for me this isn't really a tough choice...
...for me this isn't really a tough choice...
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10:42PM on 09/12/2013

Joss Stone

I love her voice, and The Soul Sessions was a great freakin' record.
I love her voice, and The Soul Sessions was a great freakin' record.
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9:15PM on 09/12/2013
Joss Stone
Joss Stone
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6:17PM on 09/12/2013

Joss Stone For Sure

LDR and JJ don't have the raw talent or looks, and are both heavily marketed and professionally imaged within an inch of their scrwany bones.
Joss Stone has the looks and is a huge talent. Marketing her is easy; put her in a venue and have her sing.
LDR and JJ don't have the raw talent or looks, and are both heavily marketed and professionally imaged within an inch of their scrwany bones.
Joss Stone has the looks and is a huge talent. Marketing her is easy; put her in a venue and have her sing.
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5:21PM on 09/12/2013

Lana Del Rey

She's the hottest and has the best music out of the three.
She's the hottest and has the best music out of the three.
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4:43PM on 09/12/2013

Lana Del Rey.

Easily.
Easily.
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4:19PM on 09/12/2013

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4:05PM on 09/12/2013

Stone

I don't know any if them so I'll just have to base it off the photos above.
I don't know any if them so I'll just have to base it off the photos above.
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3:46PM on 09/12/2013

Lana

I just like her voice and she's got nice hair.

Also looks good in a swimsuit.
I just like her voice and she's got nice hair.

Also looks good in a swimsuit.
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2:56PM on 09/12/2013
LDR. She's also the only one so far who's music I'd listen to.
LDR. She's also the only one so far who's music I'd listen to.
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2:50PM on 09/12/2013

Not a fan of any of them really

but if someone held a gun to my dong I'd have to go with Lana.
but if someone held a gun to my dong I'd have to go with Lana.
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2:25PM on 09/12/2013
I'd rather do Lana Del Rey.
I'd rather do Lana Del Rey.
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12:42PM on 09/12/2013

Stone

is pretty, nice and has a hell of a voice. Jessie J is a annoying and has the body of a 12 year old boy so a big no to her, dont know the other broad.
is pretty, nice and has a hell of a voice. Jessie J is a annoying and has the body of a 12 year old boy so a big no to her, dont know the other broad.
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12:24PM on 09/12/2013
Joss Stone.
Joss Stone.
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12:09PM on 09/12/2013
Joss Stone.
Joss Stone.
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12:03PM on 09/12/2013
You seem pretty disgruntled, Cherry.
You seem pretty disgruntled, Cherry.
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1:22PM on 09/12/2013
Why, I've never been gruntled a day in my life, sir! How can I become dis?
Why, I've never been gruntled a day in my life, sir! How can I become dis?
2:47PM on 09/12/2013
Yes ma'am
Yes ma'am
11:53AM on 09/12/2013

Ughh, none of these are that great.

At a push Joss Stone.
Jessie J looks like girls I see on the bus every day. Unremarkable.
Lana Del Rey does nothing for me. In fairness the picture choosen is the best I've seen of her.
At a push Joss Stone.
Jessie J looks like girls I see on the bus every day. Unremarkable.
Lana Del Rey does nothing for me. In fairness the picture choosen is the best I've seen of her.
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11:16AM on 09/12/2013
Lana del Ray
Lana del Ray
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11:07AM on 09/12/2013
Joss. She takes it all!

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Lana isn't half bad either, she looks remarkably like Amy Adams in that photo.
Joss. She takes it all!

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Lana isn't half bad either, she looks remarkably like Amy Adams in that photo.
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11:00AM on 09/12/2013

Joss Stone

She's naturally gorgeous and isn't a try-hard like the other two.
She's naturally gorgeous and isn't a try-hard like the other two.
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10:52AM on 09/12/2013

Jesse J

Hands-down.
Hands-down.
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