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Battle of the Babes Thor Edition: Jaimie Alexander vs Kat Dennings vs Natalie Portman

Nov. 7, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

Wanna hear a secret? I grew just as tired of the Popstars battles as the rest of you either were too polite to mention or were nice enough to not scream at me about. So I've decided that I'd listen to you Schmoes and move on from that, even though we were supposed to head into a final battle this week where everyone would agree that Katy Perry was better than Nelly Furtado and Christina Aguilera. Instead, let's focus on the babes from THOR: THE DARK WORLD since they're all super hot and a much more even match.

Jaimie Alexander

She's cut her hair into that cute little shaggy bob and she's definitely not looking any worse for the wear considering that chopping your locks can be a death nell in Hollywood, proving that Sif is not only a warrior woman to watch out for but Jaimie Alexander is a superfly hottie to boot.

Kat Dennings

I love Kat Dennings so much that I'm proud to watch "2 Broke Girls" just for her... and end up actually liking the show after it grew on me for 2+ seasons now. No, I don't think Kat is sexy just because of her large bosom, but it helps. I think she's a strong, funny, likable gal who isn't just another cookie from the cutter.

Natalie Portman

Natalie is honestly my least favorite beauty from the THOR movies, if I have to pick from the three, she's going to pull the short end of the stick. But Nat is a tip-top actress and isn't unattractive by any means. Let's just say that I have a hard time picking the frontrunner and prefer my hotties off the beaten path.

Which THOR goddess makes you want to pound your hammer: Jaimie, Kat or Natalie?

Source: IMDB

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12:54AM on 11/18/2013
Kat Dennings. Boobs FTW.
Kat Dennings. Boobs FTW.
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8:24AM on 11/11/2013

Portman

especially with the new boobs she got
especially with the new boobs she got
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8:23AM on 11/09/2013

they should really battle

and we will all win
and we will all win
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10:24AM on 11/08/2013

No Contetest.

Because Natale Portman wins every contest she ever enters.
Because Natale Portman wins every contest she ever enters.
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12:45AM on 11/08/2013

Kat Dennings

bOObs
bOObs
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11:08PM on 11/07/2013

I like all 3 but...

Kat's had a spot in my heart for a longer time than the other 2.
Kat's had a spot in my heart for a longer time than the other 2.
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10:01PM on 11/07/2013

Jaimie Alexander

Ordinarily, I'd say Natalie Portman any day every day, but Jaimie really stood out in the first THOR movie. I think she's a real star-in-waiting.
Ordinarily, I'd say Natalie Portman any day every day, but Jaimie really stood out in the first THOR movie. I think she's a real star-in-waiting.
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9:27PM on 11/07/2013
I really like Portman but I'd go with Dennings.
I really like Portman but I'd go with Dennings.
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6:54PM on 11/07/2013

Natalie Portman

Always Natalie Portman. A-L-W-A-Y-S!!
Always Natalie Portman. A-L-W-A-Y-S!!
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6:08PM on 11/07/2013
I would say Portman is the hotter of the 3 but Kat and Jaimie may have better personalities so I would chose them over Portman for that reason.
I would say Portman is the hotter of the 3 but Kat and Jaimie may have better personalities so I would chose them over Portman for that reason.
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5:25PM on 11/07/2013
Kat Dennings! She is the best!
Kat Dennings! She is the best!
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5:12PM on 11/07/2013
All Portman All day for me
All Portman All day for me
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5:12PM on 11/07/2013
Jaimie is quite beautiful, but Natalie is a cut above the rest imho.
Jaimie is quite beautiful, but Natalie is a cut above the rest imho.
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4:48PM on 11/07/2013
Can I pick D. All of the Above?
Can I pick D. All of the Above?
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4:20PM on 11/07/2013

No contest

wow do you really have to ask this question Natalie Portman all the way no contest in my opinion of course lol
wow do you really have to ask this question Natalie Portman all the way no contest in my opinion of course lol
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4:06PM on 11/07/2013

Portman

They're all really hot, but it's hard to beat Natalie Imo.
They're all really hot, but it's hard to beat Natalie Imo.
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3:51PM on 11/07/2013
I love Kat's Myeuh-muhs
I love Kat's Myeuh-muhs
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3:44PM on 11/07/2013
Kat Dennings. She's hot and seems genuinely cool.
Kat Dennings. She's hot and seems genuinely cool.
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1:02PM on 11/07/2013
I'm gonna go with Kat Dennings too.
I'm gonna go with Kat Dennings too.
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12:58PM on 11/07/2013
Dennings, easily.
Dennings, easily.
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12:55PM on 11/07/2013

Jaimie Alexander, of course!

Portman takes second. Dennings is a distant (and I mean DISTANT) third.
Portman takes second. Dennings is a distant (and I mean DISTANT) third.
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12:53PM on 11/07/2013
Natalie. Dat ass.
Jamie Alexander is cutting her pretty close though.
Natalie. Dat ass.
Jamie Alexander is cutting her pretty close though.
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12:29PM on 11/07/2013

Dennings

cannot go wrong with any choice but I like her personality
cannot go wrong with any choice but I like her personality
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11:28AM on 11/07/2013

Tie

Between Dennings and Alexander.
Between Dennings and Alexander.
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11:14AM on 11/07/2013

Natalie Portman

All are amazingly beautiful, but I'll give the edge to Portman.
All are amazingly beautiful, but I'll give the edge to Portman.
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11:08AM on 11/07/2013

Jaime Alexander

Jamie Alexander for the win. Sif gives me a stiff.
Jamie Alexander for the win. Sif gives me a stiff.
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10:11AM on 11/07/2013

Kat Scratch Fever

Dennings FTW!
Dennings FTW!
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9:44AM on 11/07/2013

while I'm a fan of all 3 of these ladies

I've gotta go with Natalie Portman
I've gotta go with Natalie Portman
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9:39AM on 11/07/2013

Jaimie Alexander

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9:31AM on 11/07/2013
Kat Dennings.
Kat Dennings.
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8:45AM on 11/07/2013

Dennings

There's not even a second thought for me on this one.
There's not even a second thought for me on this one.
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8:34AM on 11/07/2013
Dennings.
Dennings.
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8:18AM on 11/07/2013

Dennings

You should do a Scream Queen series with Heard, Panabaker, Cassidy; MEW, Harris, Compton; and SMG, George, and Zombie
You should do a Scream Queen series with Heard, Panabaker, Cassidy; MEW, Harris, Compton; and SMG, George, and Zombie
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8:10AM on 11/07/2013

Jaimie

Ever since the first Thor, I've liked her in everything else plus she seems so fun in interviews and her Facebook feed is amusing.
Ever since the first Thor, I've liked her in everything else plus she seems so fun in interviews and her Facebook feed is amusing.
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7:34AM on 11/07/2013
I'd give anything to have any of these beautiful ladies but given that I've lusted for Natalie since I was a young teenager, she always wins. My heart races when I see her.
I'd give anything to have any of these beautiful ladies but given that I've lusted for Natalie since I was a young teenager, she always wins. My heart races when I see her.
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7:26AM on 11/07/2013
Jaime Alexander all the way.
Jaime Alexander all the way.
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7:20AM on 11/07/2013

JAIMIE.

She almost ties with Kat. Natalie is overrated.
She almost ties with Kat. Natalie is overrated.
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7:13AM on 11/07/2013

Kat

Her body alone wins the contest. Natalie a close second.
Her body alone wins the contest. Natalie a close second.
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6:51AM on 11/07/2013

Kat Dennings

I love me some dark humored curvy Jewish girls.
I love me some dark humored curvy Jewish girls.
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6:13AM on 11/07/2013
Queen Natalie. No contest.
Queen Natalie. No contest.
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6:10AM on 11/07/2013
For me it's a tie: Natalie & Jamie.
For me it's a tie: Natalie & Jamie.
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5:08AM on 11/07/2013

Natalie Portman

Like I could really pick anyone else.
Like I could really pick anyone else.
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4:54AM on 11/07/2013
Kat. Verily! Forsooth!
Kat. Verily! Forsooth!
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4:51AM on 11/07/2013
Wow this is tough, usually I would go with Natalie Portman right away, but seeing Jaimie Alexander in that dress is definitely giving me pause. I think this time I will have to choose Jaimie, because my mind is still blown by how good she looked in that dress. Kat Dennings isn't even in the same league as those two in my opinion.
Wow this is tough, usually I would go with Natalie Portman right away, but seeing Jaimie Alexander in that dress is definitely giving me pause. I think this time I will have to choose Jaimie, because my mind is still blown by how good she looked in that dress. Kat Dennings isn't even in the same league as those two in my opinion.
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4:48AM on 11/07/2013

Natalie Portman has few equals in the entire universe

IMO.
IMO.
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4:09AM on 11/07/2013
All three are hotties, but Natalie Portman all day every day for me! Top of my celebrity crush list for years and years now.
All three are hotties, but Natalie Portman all day every day for me! Top of my celebrity crush list for years and years now.
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3:49AM on 11/07/2013
Natalie Portman has no equal in the Thor universe.
Natalie Portman has no equal in the Thor universe.
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