It was a quiet week in the Battle of the Remake Babes of 2014, where an easy win for Joy Bryant was secured. When Valentine's weekend rolls around, does that mean that you'll be plunking down money to watch the romantic dramedy ABOUT LAST NIGHT... with your lady friends? Or will you turn to the VAMPIRE ACADEMY adaptation franchise that your lady is sure to love since she's probably read the books? Seeing as how vampire lady people have a history of being hot, you might have better scoring chances (or at least the visual foreplay will be more striking than Kevin Hart in a MAGIC MIKE Halloween costume).
This is my complete DUH entry for the week, seeing as how it's not just the eternally perfect Kate Beckinsale in question but it's the vampirically hot Kate Beckinsale in a skin-tight leather suit, shooting guns, kicking ass and otherwise being all sorts of boner inducing material in one tight little British MILF package.
However, if there's anyone who can best the goodness of the KBecks, it might be the other eternal hottie, 50-year old Monica Bellucci, who happens to appear now to not have aged since she was featured as one of the brides in 1992's DRACULA. Italian women for the win, Alex.
And even better still... another babe who hinges on the "older" set of actresses out there who hasn't gone through any dramatic physical downgrades in at least 20 years. Lucy Liu has the chops to be different, to wear blood so seductively in RISE: BLOOD HUNTER that the other two babes in question here haven't yet had to work like a slinky cat down a runway. Amazing, what Watson can do, ain't it?
Which hot vampire gets your blood draining the quickest: Kate, Monica or Lucy? -span>