You know what I want for Xmas? What I really, really want? To look as hot as Kate Beckinsale does even on an off day. To have the ability to go wherever and people spontaneously take pictures of me and I don't look like I have a hair out of place or anything bulging or hanging or weird. I just want to constantly look this unfriendly to people hoping to catch me looking effed up. I know they must make more money if they catch a snap of her picking her nose or something and she just doesn't have it in her to give that to them.