I'm not stupid. I knew that last week's Hot or Not featuring Kristen Stewart was going to get a lot of traffic. I figured there might have been more feedback from the Twilitterheads out there, but whether you like her or not, Stewart is a lightening rod for pop culture attention right now. I might be a little bit stupid though, if I'm fully honest with myself, as I've been reading the books on the vampire series to get a better grip on what's going on in the literary version versus the cinematic one. They are absolute garbage in terms of style or literary quality, thinly disguised as Mormon proselytizing. But for those dildos who think that the books are some great romantic tale for all time, they're finally getting to the consummation part of the storyline, with the marriage & boinking for leads Bella and Edward, seen here in actor form of Stewart and Robert Pattinson on the Rio, Brazil set. Um... yay?