If you're not among the initiated who have witnessed not just Jason Segel's shlong but also Kristen Bell's range for comedy, then perhaps the following will be meaningless to you. Sure, you can just look at her and think all those dirty thoughts about how hot she is without having seen FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, but I say that if you get the opportunity to watch her in a bikini, you take it.
Kristen was a Catholic school student at Shrine Catholic High School in Royal Oak, Michigan. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is: Yes, I bet she was way hotter than the chicks in the Britny Fox "Girlschool" video. If any of you are old enough to remember it. (*Averting eyes*)
Well, according to Kristen, she saved her school girl uniform from those days. Bell says, "I tucked that away when I was 18. I'm going to wear it on my wedding night." She's planning on a kinky strip down, hopefully to something more tasteful than either of the Britn(e)y videos. Hell, I'd take it anyway, I won't lie. (And for those who haven't seen it, or those of us who kinda miss those days, I've included the video.)