Happy Holidays everybody and welcome to the 2nd Annual Best/Worst Awards of 2008 which is featured only at MovieHotties.com. As you may remember from late last year, myself and the JoBlo staff decided to honour all the stunning actresses, musicians, models or anyone else who made our tongues hit the floor and we did this by presenting them with awards to which there are tons of specific categories such as the "Hottie Lifetime Achievement" award, "Best Bare-Ass Shot" award and much more. At the same time, we also tarnish those who produced some of the worst films, media buzz or photos as part of our own little Razzie awards.
As you're all aware already, 2008 has been an unbelievable year for stunning hotties and because of this, I've gone through and created a ton of brand-new and sexy categories for all of you to enjoy. From Sexiest Poster to Sexiest Nerd, no stone will go unturned as we present our awards to those who deserve them the most. There will be a total of 3 parts to this year's awards presentation as we've got a lot of ground to cover so stay tuned over the next few days as we reveal our final winners.
Comic Book Babe of the Year
Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts - "Iron Man"
Due to the fact that every summer is riddled with huge comic-book movies and each of them stars one or more smokin' hotties, I thought it would only be fair to create an award to honour the best comic book hottie of the year. With that in mind, I think we can all agree that for 2008, Gwyneth Paltrow deserves the win for her portrayal of Pepper Potts in "Iron Man". Her incredible chemistry with Robert Downey Jr. and her amazing beauty just molded together so well that I'd almost swear that Pepper Potts jumped right out from the pages of the comics and into the film. Congrats Gwyneth and can't wait to see you in the sequel!
Runner-Up: Selma Blair - "Hellboy II - The Golden Army"
Best Butt Candid of the Year
Kate Hudson (March 2008)
Honestly, what is there to explain about the photo above? I remember back in March when these photos made their way into my Inbox and I damn near fell off my computer chair in amazement. First off, I didn't realize that Kate would look so good in a bikini and finally that her ass could deflate J-Lo's in a heartbeat. Her buns of steel will therefore be awarded this year's "Best Butt Candid" trophy so keep it up Kate as you don't really have much else going for you right now.
Runner-Up: Natalie Portman (December 2008)
Sexiest Nerd of the Year
She loves "World of Warcraft", she's addicted to "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and she's hotter than Pam Anderson at a drummer convention. That's right gents, I can't think of anyone who deserves this award more than Mila for 2008. Her career has skyrocketed over the course of this year and she's become quite revealing in her latest interviews, including how nerdy she is which is what we want to hear. I'm a Trekkie for sure so now I'm just imagining watching some poor bastard get assimilated by the Borg on "Star Trek: TNG" while Mila and I snuggle together wearing our Starfleet badges....I need help.
Runner-Up: Kristen Bell
Worst Hottie Performance of the Year
Strike two Jess! Yup, she won this award last year and she is winning it again. Jessica has managed to single handedly put out two of the worst movies of 2008 and she did it with very little effort and a big sexy smile. I tried to choose a different winner this year but all I could see in my mind was that scene with her screaming into an oven from "The Eye" and I just couldn't choose anyone else. Jess, please just stick to being really hot and stop making it so easy for me to hand out this award.
Runner-Up: Rachel Bilson - "Jumper"
Sexiest Magazine Cover of the Year
Megan Fox ("GQ" Magazine - October 2008)
This award was a bitch to choose this year as there have been so many breathtaking magazine covers over the past 12 months. However, my colleagues and I feel confident that the win must go to the ridiculously seductive Megan Fox for her amazing "GQ" issue back in October. The sexy eyes, bikini top and tongue action all combine together to capture her the win this year. Let's hope we see more shoots like this next year when "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" rolls in.
Runner-Up: Jennifer Aniston ("GQ" Magazine - December 2008)
When it comes to 2008, there is no celebrity who does nipple slips quite as good or as often as the tantalizing Amy Smart. Most fans of her realize by now that Amy's never been shy to unleash her wonderful pokies for the camera, even if she doesn't know it's actually happening. Take the two photos above which feature Amy showing off her lovely paps and not being aware of it. We sincerely hope that Amy continues on wearing very loose clothing whenever she goes out in public cause goddamn, WE LOVE IT!
Runner-Up: Kelly Brook
Worst Celebrity Photo of the Year
Heather Locklear - Arrest Photo From September 2008
Sweet muthaf#ckin' Jesus! What the hell happened to you Heather? There was a time that if there was to be a temple for supreme hotties, your throne would be the highest and you would use your goddess-like abilities to enslave men such as myself to pleasure you for all eternity (or is that my fantasy?). Instead, you pulled the "Amy Winehouse" maneuver and ended up revealing the horrifying photo below. I really hope you can get back on your feet Heather because we shouldn't have to remember you in that terrible state.
Runner-Up: Too hard as Britney Spears has way too many.
Hottest New MILF of the Year
She may be one of the worst actresses in modern cinema but I'll tell you something, this girl sure knows how to make sure we keep our tissues and Jergens stocked up all year round. Ms. Alba did have quite a bit to celebrate this year including the birth of her new baby girl who she later named Honor Marie. After that, Jessica was back in shape and ready to hit magazine stands once again. Keep it up girl!
Runner-Up: Halle Berry
Best Sex Tape Rumour of the Year
Kristin Davis (March 2008)
The funny thing about this year's winner is the fact that shortly after the rumour was released, it turned out to be COMPLETELY TRUE! Back in March, the "Sex & The City" star denied that this tape featured her clearing some lucky douche's pipes but soon after that, anonymous sources close to Kristin revealed that it was in fact her from quite a few years ago before she hit fame and fortune. Now that Kristin has done her part, I do believe it's Megan Fox's turn.
Runner-Up: Vivica A. Fox (January 2008)
RIP Hottie Career of the Year
With only one tiny role in a low-budget horror film next year and pretty much jack-shit this year, I think it's pretty safe to assume that this girls career as an actress has pretty much come to an end. During her glory days, she was getting movies by the minute as she was one of the hottest chicks working the Hollywood scene. However, we hear very little from her anymore and I doubt we ever will in the near future. So on behalf of the JoBlo.com & MovieHotties.com staff, rest in peace Shannon and you'll always be Nadia in our hearts.
Runner-Up: Denise Richards