This is my good friend, Aidan. She's 20, she's an aspiring movie make-up artist and she's stacked. Which always struck me since she has a tendency to f*ck with people's perceptions of what it means to "look like a lady." Sometimes she wears suits. Sometimes she shaves her hair into a Chelsea. But those DD numbers of hers are ever present. (Unless bound down.)
I related to her how "bewbs" has caught on and she was tickled by it. The term for mammaries has always been one of my favorites. It's simple, it's to the point. But much like Carlin would opine that "tits" was deemed offensive, he'd also mention how "boob" was considered less so. Which made the term succinct, yet boring. I met Aidan and caught onto her version of "bewb" and realized that the word could be so much more. After all, how in the name of f*ck could one ever get tired of them??
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