Biel Wants Us

Look everybody!! Jessica Biel took photos of me as I was coming out of the gym today. Actually, I just lied twice because Jessica would never take a photo of me and I never go to the gym which will probably be my downfall in life so sue me. In all truthfulness, Jessica is actually taking photos of the very much hated paparazzi as they swarm her coming out of the gym. How dare the paparazzi interrupt Jessica after she's been working so hard to keep those world-famous ass cheeks of hers in perfect shape. Enjoy!

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