In the grander scope of my personal life, Annalynne McCord shouldn't even register. I've never watched her television show because I was a regular of the original that they rebooted it from, so why bother? I've watched a couple of the crappy movies that she's been in but wasn't all that impressed with her. Still, whenever images of her come up, whether on the red carpet, doing the candid thing, doing the on-set thing or making sure she gets some publicity by busting out this retro bikini you see here, I'm drawn to her. She's got a great rear on her for a skinny white girl. Perhaps I'm just fascinated out of jealousy.