In California the weather sucked a giant donkey dick all summer long, at least in the coastal area where I'm located, getting bogged in with June Gloom for three months before deciding to turn on the sunny charm into the fall. That and acting like a dog attacking its own tail by being wacky enough to let the sun out with some rain clouds so that all of your SoCal located celebs could risk the safety of the driving community to take cell phone pictures of the double rainbows forming over the smog-laden skies of L.A. county. I guess that's the way I'm looking at these pictures of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. Yes, I'm glad to be getting some nubile flesh out in a skimpy two piece because it's never too late to enjoy some of that flavor, but on the other hand... it's Ashley Tisdale. I don't hate the girl or anything, but it would have been nicer to see her more filled-out "Hellcats' co-star Aly Michalka in the same suit. She might not understand evolution, but WTF has that ever had to do with tits and ass?