When the chick who swore that she had an affair with Ashton Kutcher came out and started flapping her upper set of lips, the tale she told was that the NO STRINGS ATTACHED actor claimed that he was in an open marriage with his wife, Demi Moore.
That was a stop-the-presses, needle scratching on the record moment for me. If I'm forced to share embarrassing facts with all y'all, it would be to admit that I found Kutcher entertaining when he was on "That '70's Show." I might have even had a moment or two where I thought he was slightly good looking. But never did I get the nether tingles about him. So not only did I have trouble understanding how this bimbo got excited to have sex with him, the very thought that he brought up that he normally liked to share his side pieces with Demi made me confused as to how this didn't send that chick screaming for the hills whilst clutching her vagina for dear life. If you're into Demi, enjoy these new bikini pictures of her and never mind my opinion on how the crypt-keeper just isn't arousing to me.
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