So this weekend was Halle Berry's 45th birthday, if you can believe that. Pretty incredible how well she's holding up. She's putting kids in high school to shame here. I mean I know the old saying "black don't crack," but seeing her here, like not a single day has passed in 20 years, I'd be willing to believe that she's got something else in her bag of tricks. Some kind of serious Ponce de Leon, fountain of youth type shit going down.
We should keep an eye on her - see if she ever ventures down any lost paths in the woods, leading to some ancient hot springs gurgling with life-rejuvenating essences from the heart of the planet or something. Or if that doesn't pan out, get her plastic surgeon's number. That guy's a friggin' genius.