How long has it been since Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her twins, like two weeks? I could look it up, but I honestly don't care. Reportedly she's been upset about being a bad mother if something as simple as the babies crying occurs, so what better way to soothe her frazzled nerves than strapping on a white bikini and enjoying some sunshine. I'd be happier for her if I wasn't busy being jealous. Jenny might've been from the block, but for those of us still on it, we'd all take the opportunity to bash her head in with it and steal her fortune. Don't lie. You know you would.
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