Oh, I can hear the collective groans of haters across the globe right now, lamenting my article choices and generally loathing the idea of another Kim Kardashian post. I feel your pain, however I make two exceptions for the personal Kardashian ban I have imposed on myself. You're not going to see any Kardashian red carpet shit or candids on the street from me. The only Kardashian content that slips through this tightly woven mesh of intolerance are bewbs and asses. Because let's face it folks, after all the shit Kim and her clan have pulled lately, all they have left to keep themselves relevant to those not perpetually mired in the bowels of trash media, is their formidable T&A potential. For the fans of the booty, like myself, the potential there is great. If I, Kardashian hater extraordinaire, can choose to live vicariously through dat ass, forgoing any acknowledgement of the rest, I'm sure you can too.












Kim Kardashian Black Dresses
Also about asses.......
Dear God
Haven't we all suffered enough? This oversized sack of defective DNA has NO redeeming qualities. She's done NOTHING. She continues to do NOTHING. As for her supposed "hotness," her face is that of a department store mannequin, only not as expressive. Her ass is just enormously fat. Period. And you can find better boobs on almost ANY porn star you can find. And the porn star is contributing FAR more to society than this fugly beast ever has, or will.
Haven't we all suffered enough? This oversized sack of defective DNA has NO redeeming qualities. She's done NOTHING. She continues to do NOTHING. As for her supposed "hotness," her face is that of a department store mannequin, only not as expressive. Her ass is just enormously fat. Period. And you can find better boobs on almost ANY porn star you can find. And the porn star is contributing FAR more to society than this fugly beast ever has, or will.