Somewhere in America, Megan Fox is crying into her corn flakes right now while David Silver kisses her on the forehead and says, "Daddy's leaving for some Desperate Housewives action. Someone's got to pay the bills now!" before heading out the door with a snicker. Megan was the last actress that the internet went ablaze over when shots of the actress getting in and out of the water while filming JENNIFER'S BODY appeared. Now it's Kristen Stewart's time.
The actress is still in Rio filming BREAKING DAWN and the script called for her to clad her petite frame in a honeymoon-worthy white bikini. Because I guess that's how the vampires celebrate the loss of innocence, I don't know yet, I'm still stumbling my way through the crappy third book.
I'm going out on a limb here by saying that other than lacking chest meat, Stewart has what I consider to be a nice body for her frame. That is, she's one of those naturally skinny chicks. The majority of females out in the world hate this type of chick because she's the one who has that elusive hyper-speed metabolism and doesn't sweat what she eats. It's counterproductive to claim that you have any feminist tendencies and then make snide comments about this type of chick being too skinny. Stewart is petite but not bony. She has a good curve from her waist to her hips. What's wrong with having a nice petite body? Nothing. So shut up, eat your own hamburger and know that your higher percentage of body fat means you have tits that a doctor didn't need to install.
LEAVE K-STEW ALONE!!! (Retreating behind my curtains now.)
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