Bikini: Maria Menounos

If only I had the money and the level of tiger's blood in my system to pull off a Charlie Sheen lifestyle. You know that Maria Menounos would be tops on my list of goddesses. Hell, if I had Maria, I highly doubt I would need the plural in that department. The entertainment host went partying down in Miami this week, doing what she does best - donning a bikini and a smile. I cannot get over how intensely, naturally beautiful this woman is. Sure, it's most likely smoke and mirrors but I like cancer and I'm a bit of a narcissist.

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