The never disappointing Kate Upton has released a plethora of new bikini photos, yet again. She just turned 20 on Sunday and decided to pull a Santa and bring us all the gift of joy with her stupendous domes of wonder. Kate Upton and bikinis go together just like Kelly Brook and... bikinis. I like to believe they're what she sleeps in, drives in, dines in, goes to church in and watches TV in. It's crazy that she was still a teenager less than a week ago. I'm pretty sure her existence has provided me with enough sick fantasies to keep me busy if I'm ever locked in a cellar for at least a couple of years. It looks like she'll be jollying our ranchers for a long time. I can't wait to see what titillating tricks she pulls out of those tender ta-tas this upcoming decade. Joy to the world, my friends!
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