I have this reoccurring nightmare where I'm forced to make that Spider-man decision of saving humanity or saving my family, only the choice is to pick either Kim Kardashian or Miley Cyrus to stay on the planet as a form of "entertainment" as a condition that my loved ones don't plummet to their death. Sure, it means that humanity suffers if I allow either one of them to continue along the arc of their professional careers, but I happen to love my mommy a whole heck of a lot. And while Miley is the devil's second best example of how white trash should never be given money, power and/or fame (Lindsay Lohan has yet to be unseated, even if she really doesn't have any of those 3 things to the degree that she used to), I will grudgingly admit that salvia is doing her body good. It's surely not going to last much longer, so I'm trying to make the most out of it while I still can. Sorry, humanity. I'm a selfish, selfish bitch.
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