I sense a powerful anger spreading throughout the interwebs today from frustrated young men and pervy old dudes, obsessed with the delectable Selena Gomez. Not so much because she appeared on a Maui beach in a super hot bikini. Rather, it's who she appeared with. Yes...him, who added insult to injury by spending the day making out with her and generally fondling her in all the ways most of us could only dream of doing.
I've spared you from the horror of seeing that despoiling and picked only the best shots of Selena by her beautiful self, frolicking about Maui's gorgeous beaches with her tight little body. Consider yourself lucky. The sight of those other pics was like peering into the sun. I fear the damage will be with me for some time.