It's amazing how much celebs get around. Just the other day Vanessa Hudgens was doing the movie premiere bit down in Aussie land. A few days later she's kicking back in Hawaii with her douchey-looking boyfriend, soaking up some rays in her little red bikini. Pretty soon she'll be back to LA, then probably on to somewhere in the middle of Mongolia to do a movie or something, thus completing her global circumnavigation. That kind of journey used to be a miracle. Now it's merely a chance for rich celebs to kick back in first class and sip cocktails at 30,000 feet. I guess that's progress. I kind of wish it was still miraculous though. Strange thought, but no matter. Look, there's Vanessa's ass.