Ask me what I knew of Whitney Port before posting these pics of her in a floral bikini and I'll answer honestly and say next to nothing. All I really knew of her prior to this morning is that she's one of the former goofy MTV "reality" show alumni and is some kind of fashion personality. But goody for me, because now I can add to that amazing list of facts her notably more interesting capacity to look pretty hot in a bikini and proceed out from the water similar to Ursula Andress of James Bond fame. I'm no doubt well positioned to be her biographer now that I am in possession of such a dizzying amount of info about her. There's a bestseller brewing there, I know it.