There have been times in my life when I have wanted to be a man. Usually when I'm taking my car in to be serviced for something and get a mechanic who thinks I'm a stupid shit just because I have tits, thus attempting to sell me something that I don't need to have done. Men don't have that happen to them. Women also (usually) don't get the primo job of being someone's body guard, especially the lovely Blake Lively
, having the chance to escort her and her fine ass, legs and ample bosom to the set from her trailer and back. And really? If I were going to be a man, I'd want to be a badass muthaf*cking black man with a shaved head and the all-too-fortunate stereotype of being endowed with an extra large penis. Even if Blake prefers twinky gap-toothed white boys.
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