When I swung by the AITH Halloween Podcast, Jared Pacheco asked if I'd ever BS'd today's hottie. Obviously the answer was no, but I knew I'd rectify that quickly. She made a huge splash in the genre community with ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE, and since then has slowly wormed her way into the public consciousness. Slower than I would have expected actually, because she is surface of the sun hot. Let's get acquainted with: AMBER HEARD!
ASS
(8/10):
Usually low cleft and a full underside indicates booty disaster, but Heard bucks the trend. She is not gifted with the most naturally pleasing ass attributes, yet the overall effect is still quite striking. There's something especially enticing and oh so squeezable about those plush lower cheeks she's rocking.
BOOBIES
(10/10):
There is something otherworldly about Heard's Birds. They look larger than they are, almost levitate on her chest, and possess, at least to my eyes, a near hypnotic quality. I can't quite explain what's going on with them, but I luvs it. And since I also luvs ya'll, here they are in action (NSFW)
FACE
(10/10):
There are a ton of good lookin' chicks trolling the shallow waters of Hollywood, but not a lot of the stop you in your tracks variety. Amber is one of that rare breed. She's breathtaking, and manages to look great dolled up as a vixen, dressed down as a girl next door, or just strolling along somewhere inbetween. This lady is bonafied.
PERSONALITY
(7/10): Amber hasn't given us too much insight into her inner workings yet, but for a young starlet who doesn't mind getting naked she is very self-possessed and definitely knows how to present herself. She's also an atheist, and in my experience atheist's tend to be smarter than your average folk. Since you all know how I dig a smart chick you won't be surprised that she gets some cred for that. And looking at her upcoming slate we'll no doubt know a lot more soon. CAREER
(7/10): Heard is doing a good job of landing solid roles in a wide variety of interesting films. She's shown herself adept at horror, comedy, and drama. She's prepping a large slate of releases in the next year or two and is even dipping her toe in the producing pool. Given how gorgeous she is, there appears to be a studious caution she's employed to avoid getting exposed as just the babe of the week. I really like how she's building her career, and think we'll be seeing those dividends pay off for her soon. High points: ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS OVERALL
(9/10): I think there's a strong case to be made for Amber Heard being the most underrated hottie currently working. She's a dish and for whatever reason hasn't gotten a ton of love from the mainstream yet. But her mixture of looks and talent isn't something that can stay hidden forever. Expect her to explode soon.
Low points: THE STEPFATHER
PERFECT TEN FOR ME
I cannot wait to see more of her in the future.
I cannot wait to see more of her in the future.
Also...
Amber Heard = Very Hot
What needs to be said has already been said by Bad_Ashe. There's a reason his comment has a +10. Tread lightly next time, Mr. Pink.
What needs to be said has already been said by Bad_Ashe. There's a reason his comment has a +10. Tread lightly next time, Mr. Pink.
And the religious-athiest comment was moronic. Too many crass generalizations on what people of faith are painted to be. I don't want to delve into it any further since Bad_Ashe spelled out what was wrong with the comment.
And the religious-athiest comment was moronic. Too many crass generalizations on what people of faith are painted to be. I don't want to delve into it any further since Bad_Ashe spelled out what was wrong with the comment.
Shes got the look and appeal of most of the Maxim hottie types as well as some potential talent that many of them are missing.
Also, religion sucks in all ways possible, most of all as a TOPIC OF DISCUSSION, so please stop talking about it. Its always just a mix of hyperbolic statements, overly sensitive comebacks, and eventually plain denial on both parts since a petty internet convo is the last thing to convert anyone.
Shes got the look and appeal of most of the Maxim hottie types as well as some potential talent that many of them are missing.
Also, religion sucks in all ways possible, most of all as a TOPIC OF DISCUSSION, so please stop talking about it. Its always just a mix of hyperbolic statements, overly sensitive comebacks, and eventually plain denial on both parts since a petty internet convo is the last thing to convert anyone.
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Oh, and Cherry, your views on religion are very uneducated, shallow, and one dimensional, so you're doing more harm to your cause than good.
I'm not saying there aren't good reasons to be against religion, because there are, but the portrait you painted of it is a stereotype and a crass generalization.
But, hey, Bad_Ashe already ripped your stereotype to shreds quite nicely.
We shouldn't even be talking about this on a site like this, but Mr. Pink made the foolish
Oh, and Cherry, your views on religion are very uneducated, shallow, and one dimensional, so you're doing more harm to your cause than good.
I'm not saying there aren't good reasons to be against religion, because there are, but the portrait you painted of it is a stereotype and a crass generalization.
But, hey, Bad_Ashe already ripped your stereotype to shreds quite nicely.
We shouldn't even be talking about this on a site like this, but Mr. Pink made the foolish decision to include a controversial religious comment in an article that it certainly did not belong in, so he left the door wide open.
BTW, I laugh at everyone who's pissed off about the atheist comment...too funny.
BTW, I laugh at everyone who's pissed off about the atheist comment...too funny.
Love the discussion
But don't let that stop a Holy War from brewing here :-)
But don't let that stop a Holy War from brewing here :-)
The pics you posted for her boobies and her face make her look terrible!
What make me laugh is when militant atheists like to add those identifying as "no religion" into their numbers when talking about the growing ranks of their worldview, but reject those same individuals (such as prison population, etc) when it comes to assessing intelligence averages.
Amber Heard is pretty hot (although not particularly memorable), but speculating her intelligence based on her atheism is kind of silly. However, since we are all here to gawk at hot chicks, does it really matter if she's an atheist or not? I'd still do her.
It doesn't bother me that she's an athies but I don't appreciate that remark. Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they're stupid or that they're less smart than atheist are. That may not be what you were trying to say but that it sounds like. When talking about religion you should choose your words more wisely.
It doesn't bother me that she's an athies but I don't appreciate that remark. Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they're stupid or that they're less smart than atheist are. That may not be what you were trying to say but that it sounds like. When talking about religion you should choose your words more wisely.
It doesn't bother me that she's an athies but I don't appreciate that remark. Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they're stupid or that they're less smart than atheist are. That may not be what you were trying to say but that it sounds like. When talking about religion you should choose your words more wisely.
It doesn't bother me that she's an athies but I don't appreciate that remark. Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they're stupid or that they're less smart than atheist are. That may not be what you were trying to say but that it sounds like. When talking about religion you should choose your words more wisely.
very hot