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10.27.2008by: Mr. Pink

Happy Halloween week, ya'll. There's a lot of pressure to pick a chica who's a good fit for the feel of this special week. And in my opinion the lady of the week is a perfect mixture of weird, fun and willing to get messy! Let's all try to scare the pants off: ANNA FARIS!

Check her out in - Observe and Report

ASS (5/10):

Um, there's no there there. She's toned and taut all over, but her complete lack of hips or general booty shapeliness is too obvious a situation to ignore. At the same time she does rock the camel toe nicely.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Going along with her overall slimness, Faris lacks the gigantor cans that many desire, but on the body of a lithe lass like this I'm a big fan of modest and perky giggle twins. Perfect proportion is difficult to find in this world, and I for one salute it when I discover it.

FACE (8/10):

Interestingly enough our Halloween hottie is neither vamp nor vixen. She's got an open, fresh-faced, guileless visage that I absolutely love. Most of the roles that Anna takes on are so broad and goofy that it's easy to lose sight of the fact that she's got a simple, pretty face. Yum.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

I love, love, love goofy, quirky chicks. On top of that AF is the type of lady who'd rather hang out in a dive than go to the hottest club. That's aces! And she's smart, despite the roles she tends to get in mainstream movies. A degree in English Lit is pretty damn sexy if you ask me.

CAREER (8/10):

One of my favorite things about Faris' career is that even in the most miserably unwatchable stuff, she still stands out strong. I don't think I've ever seen her in a comedy where her presence didn't have me laughing, and when she gets the rare chance to be serious it hits home hard. I'll watch anything that she's in.

High points: SCARY MOVIE, MAY, WAITING, MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
Low points: JUST FRIENDS, SCARY MOVIE 2, 3 & 4

OVERALL (8/10):

There's no doubt Anna Faris comes across as a bit of an odd duck. So the degree to which you're a fan of hers is going to be heavily influenced by your reaction to her vibe. For me she's got the perfect mixture of gravitas and goofiness, with a very pleasing physical buffet to enjoy. Tasty!

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5:02AM on 10/29/2008
I have a feeling most people giving her a limp dog have never seen May.
I have a feeling most people giving her a limp dog have never seen May.
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9:35PM on 10/27/2008
She's hilarious in Just Friends. That's gotta be a high point for her.
She's hilarious in Just Friends. That's gotta be a high point for her.
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7:10PM on 10/27/2008
Hell no on just about everything. She is just kind of semi decent looking. It's her face. She is not that good looking. Just barely ok. She is also an annoying actress to watch.
Hell no on just about everything. She is just kind of semi decent looking. It's her face. She is not that good looking. Just barely ok. She is also an annoying actress to watch.
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1:21PM on 10/27/2008
I'm so glad to see May among her "High points" movies. She is definitely funny and attractive enough to warrant an erect hotdog.
I'm so glad to see May among her "High points" movies. She is definitely funny and attractive enough to warrant an erect hotdog.
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10:05AM on 10/27/2008
She is funny and gorgeous.
She is funny and gorgeous.
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9:31AM on 10/27/2008
I definitely like her better as a brunette than a blonde. And I would also like to see her play something other than an airhead.
I definitely like her better as a brunette than a blonde. And I would also like to see her play something other than an airhead.
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9:06AM on 10/27/2008
She's cute, but she better stop doing these ridiculous dumb blond roles - they were annoying from the beginning, but now they're just pissing me off. She can do better than that.
She's cute, but she better stop doing these ridiculous dumb blond roles - they were annoying from the beginning, but now they're just pissing me off. She can do better than that.
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9:01AM on 10/27/2008
Body Shop = Worst articles ever.
Body Shop = Worst articles ever.
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