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Aug. 30, 2010by: Mr. Pink

It's always a bit awkward when young actresses grow up, because by virtue of the industry they're in, if they don't grow up at least fairly hot then they probably won't make it as an adult in Hollywood. So decidedly not legal females become legal, often naked lust objects, and we all get to feel a bit dirty. This week we got a young Oscar winner who is turning undead heads on TRUE BLOOD. Let's get down with: ANNA PAQUIN!

Check her out in - The Romantics

ASS (7/10):

Pretty decent hind end here. Nothing to write romantic poetry about or anything, but a limerick or two would certainly be in order. Especially since she seems to be improving her overall body shape lately, which is helping to tighten up some of what has not always been so good.

BOOBIES (6/10):

Meh. Paquin's packing some tiny little titties. Sometimes that works, but in her case it just kinda looks like an underdeveloped girl. Not really sexy for those who aren't at risk of running afoul of Chris Hansen.

FACE (6/10):

I'm not sure there's an actress working who takes worse pictures than Anna. Some of her red carpet shots are an absolute horror show. So what's going on? Well, it's a mixture of the fact that she has a bit of a fugly face, and some really poor makeup choices are also to blame. She is sexy, but good-looking, not so much.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

AP has more or less made a cottage industry out of being coquettish. The Kiwi-Canadian is well educated, well spoken, and well, just a pretty damn together chick. Given how sexy she can come across despite the handi-caps already discussed also recommends her as a force to be reckoned with in this category. It's hard to pinpoint just what it is we love about her, but she's most definitely one of those "there's just something about her," chicks.

CAREER (9/10):

Obviously AnPaq has done well for herself both in choice of films and performance in the roles she's taken. And with her current gig on TRUE BLOOD it's unlikely that she's going anywhere soon. I would like to say however, that while it's impossible to count any film that you won an Oscar for as a low point, I absof*ckinglutely hate THE PIANO. Feels good to get that off my chest.

High points: THE PIANO, X2, THE SQUID AND THE WHALE, TRICK 'R TREAT
Low points: X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

OVERALL (7/10):

Anna Paquin is a puzzling case. I think from a strictly physical standpoint she's little better than a 6. Someone you'd hook up with when drunk, but that you'd probably lie to your friends about it later. Problem is there is something sexy about how she carries herself that makes her more than the physical would indicate. Which I guess is good news for her new husband, since looks fade, but attitude can sustain for a lifetime.

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12:49PM on 09/09/2010
Her bod is smokin' in True Blood. Her face ain't all that, though.
Her bod is smokin' in True Blood. Her face ain't all that, though.
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11:29AM on 09/01/2010

Not nude don't worry

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8:50PM on 08/31/2010

No True Blood pics?

She should be re-evaluated, and how about recent pic's of her (like over the past 3 years), given how nude she gets on the show.
She should be re-evaluated, and how about recent pic's of her (like over the past 3 years), given how nude she gets on the show.
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8:48PM on 08/31/2010

No True Blood pics?

She should be re-evaluated, and how about recent pic's of her (like over the past 3 years), given how nude she gets on the show.
She should be re-evaluated, and how about recent pic's of her (like over the past 3 years), given how nude she gets on the show.
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9:23AM on 08/31/2010
Ass rating should be higher, she's got quite the handful going on back there. Overall nothing spectacular but I'd go 8/10.
Ass rating should be higher, she's got quite the handful going on back there. Overall nothing spectacular but I'd go 8/10.
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4:41AM on 08/31/2010
I'm not a fan of True Blood but that show IS good for one thing: letting us see Anna Paquin naked! YUMMY! That show proves that she has a KILLER body! A 6/10 for boobs?!?! Are freaking kidding me?!?! Watch that show and you'll see her boobs are closer to a friggin' 10! She was also quite hot in 25th Hour. Love Paquin!
I'm not a fan of True Blood but that show IS good for one thing: letting us see Anna Paquin naked! YUMMY! That show proves that she has a KILLER body! A 6/10 for boobs?!?! Are freaking kidding me?!?! Watch that show and you'll see her boobs are closer to a friggin' 10! She was also quite hot in 25th Hour. Love Paquin!
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3:32AM on 08/31/2010

Dumb article

I have accepted —and am somewhat amused by— this website’s high level of testosterone, but the superficiality of Mr. Pink’s “article” does rub me the wrong way. On what kind of yardstick did you base your less than eloquently voiced judgment? Let me ask of you, did you ever see a girl in the buff IRL, or did you compare photographs of Anna with those of the airbrushed, digitally altered Miss August and came to the conclusion that Anna’s butt is too big, her boobs “tiny little” (if you consider
I have accepted —and am somewhat amused by— this website’s high level of testosterone, but the superficiality of Mr. Pink’s “article” does rub me the wrong way. On what kind of yardstick did you base your less than eloquently voiced judgment? Let me ask of you, did you ever see a girl in the buff IRL, or did you compare photographs of Anna with those of the airbrushed, digitally altered Miss August and came to the conclusion that Anna’s butt is too big, her boobs “tiny little” (if you consider her rather firm breasts to be small, then you’ll probably regard my 34B’s as peas), and her face a “bit of ugly”? Truly pathetic. Bah.
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10:57PM on 08/30/2010
I've liked her for a long time and I've never even seen TB. Overall 8 for me.
I've liked her for a long time and I've never even seen TB. Overall 8 for me.
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8:50PM on 08/30/2010

i still love her

Yeah, she was a child star, and not on the top of any hottie list, but seeing those first nudes from Tru Blood was a major moment. Her stock rose right then. I'd give her an 8.
Yeah, she was a child star, and not on the top of any hottie list, but seeing those first nudes from Tru Blood was a major moment. Her stock rose right then. I'd give her an 8.
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7:38PM on 08/30/2010
She's not a traditional "hottie", but she gets it done for me in her role on TB... for sure. The attitude and the body are top notch.
She's not a traditional "hottie", but she gets it done for me in her role on TB... for sure. The attitude and the body are top notch.
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7:30PM on 08/30/2010
True Blood is a shit show but she is smokin' in it. She almost makes it worth watching. Only almost though
True Blood is a shit show but she is smokin' in it. She almost makes it worth watching. Only almost though
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+4
5:44PM on 08/30/2010
Ass should be at least a 9 if not a 10. Boobs are an 8. And face, to me, is an 8. I fully understand the teeth thing, and she's definitely not for everyone, but there's just something about her I find sexy. I think it's the fact that she's so unique looking. There's no one else quite like her.
Ass should be at least a 9 if not a 10. Boobs are an 8. And face, to me, is an 8. I fully understand the teeth thing, and she's definitely not for everyone, but there's just something about her I find sexy. I think it's the fact that she's so unique looking. There's no one else quite like her.
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5:13PM on 08/30/2010

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she looks like she bit a brick.


also...9/10 for career? really? almost perfect, because of one hit show only in its 3rd season (on cable) and a bunch of obscure movie roles...most people don't even know her name...save the 9s and 10s for the Angelina Jolies and stuff...just my two pennies
she looks like she bit a brick.


also...9/10 for career? really? almost perfect, because of one hit show only in its 3rd season (on cable) and a bunch of obscure movie roles...most people don't even know her name...save the 9s and 10s for the Angelina Jolies and stuff...just my two pennies
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5:06PM on 08/30/2010
She's got a great body and her face is prettier when she restrains herself with the make up, like she was doing in the first season of True Blood.
She's got a great body and her face is prettier when she restrains herself with the make up, like she was doing in the first season of True Blood.
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3:46PM on 08/30/2010
Uh, the point of these posts is to discuss/nitpick the actor in question based on physical and personality traits so bitching that people are complaining about her teeth (or whatever) is asinine since that's the point of this in the first place!
Uh, the point of these posts is to discuss/nitpick the actor in question based on physical and personality traits so bitching that people are complaining about her teeth (or whatever) is asinine since that's the point of this in the first place!
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3:38PM on 08/30/2010
I think shes really attractive. Maybe not the prettiest drop dead beauty but im really attracted to her and her teeth dont bother me. Also you picked some real shitty pics of her to put up on here! IMO
I think shes really attractive. Maybe not the prettiest drop dead beauty but im really attracted to her and her teeth dont bother me. Also you picked some real shitty pics of her to put up on here! IMO
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3:23PM on 08/30/2010
Her teeth really don't bother me. Its a gap. Big fucking deal. She needs higher ratings all across the board. She is rocking a sick body in True Blood.
Her teeth really don't bother me. Its a gap. Big fucking deal. She needs higher ratings all across the board. She is rocking a sick body in True Blood.
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3:22PM on 08/30/2010

Almost Famous

No mention of Almost Famous among her high points.
No mention of Almost Famous among her high points.
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+5
3:22PM on 08/30/2010
I've always loved Paquin. She comes off as a child actress whose managed to find herself a successful career, and she has grown up to look great. I agree that she has a few physical set backs, but those are minor. She's hot, plain and simple. I also disagree about the boobs. If you've seen Tru Blood, you know she has a fantastic rack. I would give it more like an 8. I would definatly invite her into my bed.
I've always loved Paquin. She comes off as a child actress whose managed to find herself a successful career, and she has grown up to look great. I agree that she has a few physical set backs, but those are minor. She's hot, plain and simple. I also disagree about the boobs. If you've seen Tru Blood, you know she has a fantastic rack. I would give it more like an 8. I would definatly invite her into my bed.
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-38
3:19PM on 08/30/2010
Her teeth are borderline terrible. Seriously, she makes millions, but she can't fix her Clint Howard teeth?
Her teeth are borderline terrible. Seriously, she makes millions, but she can't fix her Clint Howard teeth?
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3:06PM on 08/30/2010
She is a pretty girl and yes she has a nice body, and I'm not dogging her for her teeth, I don't care about that shit. I just don't think she's as hot as everyone says she is. Geez.
She is a pretty girl and yes she has a nice body, and I'm not dogging her for her teeth, I don't care about that shit. I just don't think she's as hot as everyone says she is. Geez.
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2:17PM on 08/30/2010
you can complain all you want about her teeth, but how anybody can say this girl doesn't have an almost perfect body is beyond me. Have you watched True Blood? Good lord she looks fantastic naked.
you can complain all you want about her teeth, but how anybody can say this girl doesn't have an almost perfect body is beyond me. Have you watched True Blood? Good lord she looks fantastic naked.
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1:57PM on 08/30/2010

Ridiculous

She's got a tiny gap in her front teeth, people. "Worst teeth in Hollywood" "Teeth are horrid" ??? You people are pathetic judgmental pricks. Would love to see what would happen if we put your significant others to the test for others to nitpick and cut down for the slightest imperfection. Go fuck yourselves.
She's got a tiny gap in her front teeth, people. "Worst teeth in Hollywood" "Teeth are horrid" ??? You people are pathetic judgmental pricks. Would love to see what would happen if we put your significant others to the test for others to nitpick and cut down for the slightest imperfection. Go fuck yourselves.
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3:04PM on 08/30/2010
Why are you getting so mad?
Why are you getting so mad?
3:20PM on 08/30/2010
Tiny gap? Her gap can fit another tooth inside of it.
Tiny gap? Her gap can fit another tooth inside of it.
12:45PM on 08/30/2010
Like some people said before me she hardly has tiny boobs. Those should be renked higher and she's not afraid to show them off.

Also that ass should be at least a 9. Girl has some serious booty.
Like some people said before me she hardly has tiny boobs. Those should be renked higher and she's not afraid to show them off.

Also that ass should be at least a 9. Girl has some serious booty.
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12:24PM on 08/30/2010
She has the worst teeth in hollywood. She isn't hot.
She has the worst teeth in hollywood. She isn't hot.
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11:53AM on 08/30/2010

Shallow

Besides being of the opinion that she's pretty hot, I think your ideas and what constitutes a woman as HOT is a little far fetched. I prefer the girls who chose to rock their natural states rather than having surgery to augment their features to be stereotypically hot, or photoshop the shit out of themselves so it hardly resembles a real person anymore. Props to Anna for keeping it real!
Besides being of the opinion that she's pretty hot, I think your ideas and what constitutes a woman as HOT is a little far fetched. I prefer the girls who chose to rock their natural states rather than having surgery to augment their features to be stereotypically hot, or photoshop the shit out of themselves so it hardly resembles a real person anymore. Props to Anna for keeping it real!
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11:48AM on 08/30/2010
i would rate her boobs at least a 7. they are hardly 'tiny little titties'.
i would rate her boobs at least a 7. they are hardly 'tiny little titties'.
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11:48AM on 08/30/2010
Tsk, tsk -- not one mention of her coming out as bi-sexual a few months back -- shame on you. Bi or not, I dig this chick.
Tsk, tsk -- not one mention of her coming out as bi-sexual a few months back -- shame on you. Bi or not, I dig this chick.
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11:41AM on 08/30/2010
I think she is a underrated hottie. May not be the sexiest woman on the planet, but still is up there with the best of 'em.
I think she is a underrated hottie. May not be the sexiest woman on the planet, but still is up there with the best of 'em.
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10:24AM on 08/30/2010

She can work it.

She may not have elite body type by Hollywood standards but like you said, the way she carries herself gives her an appeal beyond the physical.
She may not have elite body type by Hollywood standards but like you said, the way she carries herself gives her an appeal beyond the physical.
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10:22AM on 08/30/2010

*drool*

Our love-making would result in breaking every piece of furniture in my house and the neighbors calling the cops. It would be worth it.
Our love-making would result in breaking every piece of furniture in my house and the neighbors calling the cops. It would be worth it.
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10:13AM on 08/30/2010

Meh

.....She's ok
.....She's ok
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11:54AM on 08/30/2010
-15 Really? I posted this like 10 minutes ago
-15 Really? I posted this like 10 minutes ago
2:31PM on 08/30/2010
Welcome to my world! :)
Welcome to my world! :)
4:15PM on 08/30/2010
I like how mine gets the most negatives yet I didn't even bash her for her teeth or anyhting
I like how mine gets the most negatives yet I didn't even bash her for her teeth or anyhting
8:53PM on 08/30/2010
That is ridiculous, very ridiculous.

I gave you a thumbs up though so I deserve a thank you!.....joking.
That is ridiculous, very ridiculous.

I gave you a thumbs up though so I deserve a thank you!.....joking.
9:46AM on 08/30/2010
Don't see it. Ugly face (teeth are horrid) and meh body.
Don't see it. Ugly face (teeth are horrid) and meh body.
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