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Mar. 1, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Cougars seem to be steadily gaining steam as a target fantasy demographic ever since Stifler's mom told us all how she likes her scotch. Which is cool, because with notoriously youth obsessed Hollywood, it gives ample reason for some more seasoned ladies to still get to shake their stuff. Ladies like: ANNETTE BENING!

Check her out in - The Kids Are Alright

ASS (7/10):

Nothing really perfect here, but nothing too shabby either. I'm not sure why Bening is so shy about showing off in photoshoots, because she's perfectly happy to go buff on the big screen. And she's got a very nice bod, the least impressive part of which is right on top of John Cusak's shoulder below (see unedited version here).

BOOBIES (9/10):

I guess based on the reaction to last week's boob rating there may be some disagreement coming my way, but to my eye Annette's really rocking the smallish boobage to it's near max potential (NSFW). Besides, as the WEIRD SCIENCE boys so smartly pointed out, more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.

FACE (8/10):

Regal comes to mind when I look at AB's kisser. Other than that I don't exactly know how to work out what I think of her face. She's aging gracefully, retaining sexy and impressive but not quite striking me as hot in the traditional sense. I'm left slightly confused, but smitten none-the-less.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

You know Annette has some serious mojo going on because she managed to land one of the most famous bachelors in Tinseltown history. What is that mojo? Haven't a clue, but it's gotta be there. Also, I dig the fact that she doesn't feel the need to keep herself overexposed constantly in order to get public validation. In this day and age, a little class goes a long way.

CAREER (8/10):

Pretty damn impressive resume for a chick who really doesn't work all that consistently. Sure she's got some clunkers in there, and she's lost an Oscar to Hilary Swank of all people - twice. But you can't keep a good actress down, and Bening has multiple roles that any actor in their right mind would do very bad things to have had a shot at. She'll be one to watch for as long as she feels like giving it to us.

High points: VALMONT, THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT, AMERICAN BEAUTY,
Low points: LOVE AFFAIR, THE WOMEN

OVERALL (8/10):

Annette Bening is one of those ladies who keeps the old school Hollywood glamour alive. In many ways it seems like she stays as relevant as she wants to, which is an impressive feat in an industry this brutal.

Source: MovieHotties
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6:02PM on 03/03/2010
circa American Beauty is milf-tastic
circa American Beauty is milf-tastic
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12:27PM on 03/02/2010
An 8/10 seems about right, so yeah I agree with your rating.
An 8/10 seems about right, so yeah I agree with your rating.
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7:57PM on 03/01/2010
I love Benning as an actress and she has a beautiful sense of class about her. To call her a hottie would actually be a bit of an insult.
I love Benning as an actress and she has a beautiful sense of class about her. To call her a hottie would actually be a bit of an insult.
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6:37PM on 03/01/2010

Wow!

MILFlicious! She has always been a beauty, but hidden in some of her earlier works.

As for Psycho Pirate's comments below, I'll just say one thing to him..."Grifters".

Annette...at one time babe...smokin'!
MILFlicious! She has always been a beauty, but hidden in some of her earlier works.

As for Psycho Pirate's comments below, I'll just say one thing to him..."Grifters".

Annette...at one time babe...smokin'!
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12:58PM on 03/01/2010

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Are you serious? Annette Bening? wtf? I see no attraction.
Are you serious? Annette Bening? wtf? I see no attraction.
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12:35PM on 03/01/2010
Good actress, but she reminds me of Hillary Clinton now which pretty much kills it for me. She was a nice, petite little honey back in the day, though.
Good actress, but she reminds me of Hillary Clinton now which pretty much kills it for me. She was a nice, petite little honey back in the day, though.
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9:46AM on 03/01/2010
I love her as an actress, but she's never one of those women who have registered as a hottie for me. As if she's too classy to be labeled such, I don't know.
I love her as an actress, but she's never one of those women who have registered as a hottie for me. As if she's too classy to be labeled such, I don't know.
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9:39AM on 03/01/2010
Shes one of those women that can stay out of question forever. She reached the olympus long time ago.
Shes one of those women that can stay out of question forever. She reached the olympus long time ago.
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9:27AM on 03/01/2010

MILF!

You hit me in the right place this morning Cherry, nice work! I've always found Annette very sexy and I'm a big fan of the older ladies so no contest here.
You hit me in the right place this morning Cherry, nice work! I've always found Annette very sexy and I'm a big fan of the older ladies so no contest here.
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10:10AM on 03/01/2010
Cherry? Hell I love Cherry like she's my sister and we're in a Rob Zombie movie, but damn if I don't feel my shorties curl a bit tighter when she gets credit for my hard work dammit! :-)
Cherry? Hell I love Cherry like she's my sister and we're in a Rob Zombie movie, but damn if I don't feel my shorties curl a bit tighter when she gets credit for my hard work dammit! :-)
10:19AM on 03/01/2010
Whoops, sorry Mr. Pink. Does this mean I don't get a tip? ;-)
Whoops, sorry Mr. Pink. Does this mean I don't get a tip? ;-)
1:23PM on 03/01/2010
Depends, are you paying for my breakfast?
Depends, are you paying for my breakfast?
9:12AM on 03/01/2010
I never cared for Benning, personally.
I never cared for Benning, personally.
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