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Body Shop: Ashley Greene

Aug. 23, 2010by: Mr. Pink

So the whole voting experiment last week didn't really take off and ultimately didn't change anything on the final rating, but thanks to those who did jump into the fray. This week we're gonna pull a chick from one of my least favorite movie events this millennium - the TWILIGHT series. I will give it this however, the casting directors know how to pick an actress. Actors not so much for some reason, but the girls have been pretty spot on talent and hotness-wise. The TwiLass we'll ruminate on this week? None other than: ASHLEY GREENE!

Check her out in - Butter

ASS (6/10):

Rough start here. The girl has ample charms to recommend her, but the backside ain't really one of them. Her booty is troublingly flat, lacking in lateral curviness as well. and generally looks a lot less impressive than you'd expect a young, taut hindquarter area to look. Moving on to greener pastures.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Well hey howdy there ma'am. That is one nice bosom ya got going on. Every time I try to come up with sensible reasoning for my rating here my eyes drift to that pic of her and I start drooling. So for the sake of my keyboard, if nothing else, I'm gonna leave this one alone.

FACE (9/10):

Greene originally wanted to be a model, but was told she was a bit too short. Whatever. As the ultra hot love child of Megan Fox and Jodie Foster she needs only smile, or give one of those come hither stares she excels at, and I will gladly fall to her feet. She's a damn good looking woman is what I'm trying to say.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

Ashley has her head on surprisingly straight, and has a refreshing calmness about the whirlwind her life has turned into. It's actually unfair to let someone this hot be pragmatic and smart to boot, but that's what this package contains.

CAREER (7/10):

Why a reasonably high rating for a career that consists of a franchise that I clearly despise. Simple? She has already achieved more than most actresses will in their lifetime as far as fame, money, and opportunities go. Ya gotta respect that. Also her slate for the next two years is absolutely bat sh*t insane. I expect this will deserve to go up in a year or two, but this'll have to do for now.

High points: N/A
Low points: THE TWILIGHT SERIES

OVERALL (8/10):

Ashley Greene is a whole lot of awesome in one sleek little package. While it's always possible that she'll fail to have a long term impact on the Hollywood landscape, it feels like she might cut a pretty wide path. Either way, she provides one helluva view.

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2:08AM on 08/24/2010
Very nice.
Very nice.
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12:03AM on 08/24/2010
Right rating. Definitely like her face and body.
Right rating. Definitely like her face and body.
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9:10PM on 08/23/2010
She reminds me of Nicole DeBoer from "The Dead Zone" one of my recent favorites.
She reminds me of Nicole DeBoer from "The Dead Zone" one of my recent favorites.
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8:31PM on 08/23/2010
Definitely a high grade hottie. She's sexy as hell and love her in Twilight. Her and Stewart are two sexy ladies to look at during the movies.
Definitely a high grade hottie. She's sexy as hell and love her in Twilight. Her and Stewart are two sexy ladies to look at during the movies.
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8:07PM on 08/23/2010
Nothing related to Twilight should be referred to as "hot", EVER.
Nothing related to Twilight should be referred to as "hot", EVER.
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9:48PM on 08/23/2010
YEAH! Everyone associated is henceforth deemed FUGLY!

lol I love not making sense.
YEAH! Everyone associated is henceforth deemed FUGLY!

lol I love not making sense.
3:26PM on 08/23/2010
Never seen anything she's done, but she is hot.
Never seen anything she's done, but she is hot.
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2:46PM on 08/23/2010
Gotta chance to interview this chick in the flesh...she is truly beautiful. And that was without makeup, near midnight, under a huge parc lamp...still stunning. Needs to hit the gym to tone that ass though, no doubt.
Gotta chance to interview this chick in the flesh...she is truly beautiful. And that was without makeup, near midnight, under a huge parc lamp...still stunning. Needs to hit the gym to tone that ass though, no doubt.
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2:10PM on 08/23/2010

She's beautiful.......

I agree with you on the ass. Sadly it's flat, but I love everything else about her.
I agree with you on the ass. Sadly it's flat, but I love everything else about her.
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1:29PM on 08/23/2010
Quite hot. Hopefully, a nude scene or two is in her future.
Quite hot. Hopefully, a nude scene or two is in her future.
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6:58PM on 08/23/2010
That few???...Hopefully she does more than two. :)
That few???...Hopefully she does more than two. :)
11:45AM on 08/23/2010
There are hotter women out there. Still wouldn't throw her out of bed, though.
There are hotter women out there. Still wouldn't throw her out of bed, though.
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10:41AM on 08/23/2010
Don't see what the hype is
Don't see what the hype is
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6:57PM on 08/23/2010
That's just sad....... :(
That's just sad....... :(
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10:31AM on 08/23/2010

Not even Twilight can ruin it for me.

The review was right on the nose. She is good looking & I especially like those body paint pictorials she did a while back which may indicate full nudity in the near future. Can't fault her for being in the Twilight series. People do all sorts a nasty things to put food on the table.
The review was right on the nose. She is good looking & I especially like those body paint pictorials she did a while back which may indicate full nudity in the near future. Can't fault her for being in the Twilight series. People do all sorts a nasty things to put food on the table.
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10:29AM on 08/23/2010
I presume the last pic is from Twilight. Agree that Twilight is the low point, but yet if not for Twilight we would never heard of Greene.
I presume the last pic is from Twilight. Agree that Twilight is the low point, but yet if not for Twilight we would never heard of Greene.
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9:45AM on 08/23/2010
She is hot but a little overrated in my opinion. Overall 8 is fair. Last pic is nasty though.
She is hot but a little overrated in my opinion. Overall 8 is fair. Last pic is nasty though.
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