After a weekend full of "wow" results in the NFL, it got capped off by Tom Brady and the Patriots giving whatfor to the Steelers. So why not take some time to get to know Tom's baby momma. She's a chick who is hot enough to land one of the big three pro QB's, but also vindictive enough to name their kid with the initials J.E.T. (a heated division rival of the Patriots) when they broke up. So should we be in love with, or escare of: BRIDGET MOYNAHAN!
ASS
(7/10):
Moynahan has a butt that generally looks good, with nice shape and tone. Yet something is amiss. As you can see here, her booty is weirdly flat. It's almost like she turns to the side and it disappears. That's the kind of magic trick you do not want to see.
BOOBIES
(8/10):
I'm a big fan of boobs like these, because pop culture can leave you with the impression that all women should have perfect, gravity defying breasts. But these look like real boobs on a real woman. At least I think so. To date the lady has not decided to fully share them with us.
FACE
(9/10):
No surprise that Moynahan is a stunning looking woman given that she made her bones for some time as a model. Although I suppose that can go either way too. Regardless, this is a face that would not be at all hard to look at for a very long time.
PERSONALITY
(6/10): People will probably have a large part of their opinion of this chick informed by whether they love or hate her ex, but for me, any one who is willing to use their child to taunt an ex tips the scale over to scary crazy. When you add in the knowledge that her favorite adult beverage is vodka, straight, it starts to paint a picture of a woman who seems a bit less than stable. CAREER
(6/10): Moynahan has actually been in some pretty high profile pics, but she rarely leaves much of an impression. She certainly does fine in the roles that she's had, but somehow blends into the background despite her beauty. Not exactly a quality you're dying to find in a lead actress. High points: THE SUM OF ALL FEARS, THE RECRUIT, LORD OF WAR OVERALL
(7/10): Bridget Moynahan is a bit of a case of damaged goods in my eyes. She's undeniably beautiful, but also an apparent nutball who lacks significant talent. There are a few too many negatives with her to get fully excited and on board, but she's too gorgeous to write off. So what to do? Don't worry, none of us will ever have to make that decision.
Low points: COYOTE UGLY, SERENDIPITY, I ROBOT
Understatement
Ass=8.5
She was awesome in that.
She was awesome in that.
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