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Sep. 13, 2010by: Mr. Pink
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This week I finally get a chance to feature a chickadee that I've wanted to BS for awhile. She's a fav of my girl Cherry, and while our chosen lady's not exactly burning things up right now, it's hard to watch her work and not feel like there are big things in store for: BRITTANY SNOW!

Check her out in - The Vicious Kind

ASS (6/10):

It's kind of hard to accurately judge something that is harder to find than the Holy Grail. What I do know is that the handful of red carpet photos that give us a backside view on Ms. Snow basically show why she isn't eager to flaunt it. There's just not much there, there.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Brittany has an odd set of lady lumps. They almost look like she's gotten a surgical lift the way they settle, but that's obviously unlikely. All I can tell you for sure is that they are delightful to look at and I hope that if she keeps playing prostitutes, she'll eventually play one that gets down to the buff.

FACE (8/10):

I'm a big fan of Snow's face, although for the next ten years she'll be saddled with the moniker of cute no matter what she does. No surprise since it looks like she was spliced together from the DNA of Meg Ryan and an Olsen twin. Personally I like her with dark hair better, and think she's a little easier to take seriously with that color too, but whatever shade she's rocking there's plenty of reason to love her.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

BS is a showbiz vet, so her sense of calm professionalism is not exactly a surprise, but feels refreshing anyway. She's battled bulimia and by all reports kicked its ass. Beyond that she seems refreshingly together and comes across as cool as hell. One of those chicks you want to woo and have a beer with. It's a rare combo and one that should be celebrated when found.

CAREER (6/10):

I've kept my eye on Snow ever since I noticed her in HAIRSPRAY. Unfortunately a mixture of bad luck and one truly awful movie have meant that her profile hasn't gone much of anywhere since that movie came out. With talent to spare and plenty of projects going on, it's just a matter of time before she gets noticed in a big way, and at that point the world can stand up and take notice of this Teutonic goddess. Until then, the merits of her current achievements are a bit lower than fans might like to admit.

High points: HAIRSPRAY, THE VICIOUS KIND
Low points: JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE, PROM NIGHT

OVERALL (7/10):

Brittany Snow is a sort of gestating hottie. Given a few years both her look and her career will have seasoned nicely, but for the time being she's more cute than anything else. Promising is certainly the adjective that most quickly jumps to mind while considering her. Best of luck to ya Brit, 'cause a lot of us out here think you are aces.

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7:48AM on 09/14/2010
quite the hottie. fair rating overall.
quite the hottie. fair rating overall.
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11:38PM on 09/13/2010
She's cute. Extra points for you for putting "The Vicious Kind" as a High Point for her career. Great ubderrated flick, with a brilliant Adam Scott.
She's cute. Extra points for you for putting "The Vicious Kind" as a High Point for her career. Great ubderrated flick, with a brilliant Adam Scott.
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10:56PM on 09/13/2010
I think the overall 7 is fair. She can look like a 9 but other times she is closer to a 5.
I think the overall 7 is fair. She can look like a 9 but other times she is closer to a 5.
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4:15PM on 09/13/2010
I am in love with Snow. Have been since "American Dreams."
I am in love with Snow. Have been since "American Dreams."
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1:42PM on 09/13/2010
I went to high school with her here in tampa fl shes a really nice person. I hope she can get some better roles tho.
I went to high school with her here in tampa fl shes a really nice person. I hope she can get some better roles tho.
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11:24AM on 09/13/2010

Lukewarm at best.

I'd say maybe a 6. There's just too many hotter babes in the acting world that outshine her in my opinion. Definitely not fugly but just kinda of plain.
I'd say maybe a 6. There's just too many hotter babes in the acting world that outshine her in my opinion. Definitely not fugly but just kinda of plain.
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11:08AM on 09/13/2010

Regarding her face

She deserves a 10. Loved her since American Dreams.
She deserves a 10. Loved her since American Dreams.
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10:27AM on 09/13/2010
I love her. She needs to get a better agent.
I love her. She needs to get a better agent.
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