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Feb. 14, 2011by: Mr. Pink

As a gift to ya'll this week I decided to feature a hottie who is making some waves on the big screen, but mostly just makes her scrilla by being really damn beautiful. So say a big thank you to Sports Illustrated and, I guess, Adam Sandler for: BROOKLYN DECKER!

Check her out in - Battleship

ASS (8/10):

Decker has much to recommend her, and the backside, while not perfect, is definitely a plus. It's just a little too flat to be truly epic, but you can't hate on a lady when she's packing meat this tasty for her hindquarters. I also like that while she's clearly fit, there is a bit of variation to her weight that indicates she doesn't worry about living on celery and cabbage soup.

BOOBIES (10/10):

G'damn! Kapow! Shazam! Use whatever hyperbolic descriptor you like. They all equal a pair of tittays that put most other of their ilk to shame. Just looking at these puppies is enough to put most mortal men into a hypnotic trance. Probably my favorite set of current natural boobs next to the grandeur of Diora Baird's.

FACE (7/10):

Feel free to disagree with me in the Drool Back's but I actually don't find Brooklyn all that pretty. She's certainly got a sexy energy to her look, but her face itself is a fairly average presentation of hotness in my estimation. Not to say that she's not better looking than most of the women that you and I have ever known. Just when set against the Hollywood standard she doesn't stand out that strongly to me.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Don't know too much about the chick other than some fluff pieces that she's done, although I have to admit her marriage to Andy Roddick is definitely a negative in my mind. That said, she has a pretty cool aura and, presuming she essentially played herself in JUST GO WITH IT, would be fun to hang with even after you got past the staring and drooling part.

CAREER (5/10):

She's a model who has had one major role. At this point the gold standard is that she not embarrass herself. And she hasn't. Sadly her high profile marriage my prevent any nudity in the near future, but that'll probably take care of itself in the same kind of timeline that most celebrity unions do. Until then we'll have to take heart that when the head scratching BATTLESHIP adaptation comes to the big screen, her cannons will take part.

High points: N/A
Low points: JUST GO WITH IT

OVERALL (8/10):

Brooklyn Decker is pretty damn yummy and her relative lack of a career at this point is more or less a non-issue. If she wants to make significant strides into mainstream Hollywood she'll have to hit a bit harder than making a splash in yet another forgettable Adam Sandler vehicle, but for now she is plenty hot to snag some non-demanding roles and simply tickle our orbits.

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1:42AM on 02/16/2011
Mr.Pinks rating for Bobbi Sue Luther ssays it all. What a dumb tasteless fuck.
Mr.Pinks rating for Bobbi Sue Luther ssays it all. What a dumb tasteless fuck.
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1:38AM on 02/16/2011
All you need is to be skinny, white, blonde and big boobs and you get high ratings on here. This bitch has an ugly face.
All you need is to be skinny, white, blonde and big boobs and you get high ratings on here. This bitch has an ugly face.
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11:04AM on 02/15/2011

SPOT ON

Her face is definitely lie a 7....but that's a 10/10 rack if I've ever seen one.
Her face is definitely lie a 7....but that's a 10/10 rack if I've ever seen one.
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2:14AM on 02/15/2011

You Rating System

I have a question about your rating scale/system. I added up your numbers to 37 out of a possible 50, and that is a 74% shouldn't that make her a 7 out of 10 in this system we would round down. If it was 75% we would round up. I'm not questioning her hotness. But the rating scale is messed up. Thats all!
I have a question about your rating scale/system. I added up your numbers to 37 out of a possible 50, and that is a 74% shouldn't that make her a 7 out of 10 in this system we would round down. If it was 75% we would round up. I'm not questioning her hotness. But the rating scale is messed up. Thats all!
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9:22PM on 02/14/2011
For me she's definitely surpassed Katy Perry as the celeb I most want to see naked.
For me she's definitely surpassed Katy Perry as the celeb I most want to see naked.
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8:48PM on 02/14/2011
she's a 10 in my book. IDGAF about her acting... keep modeling.
she's a 10 in my book. IDGAF about her acting... keep modeling.
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7:31PM on 02/14/2011
I'd hit it!
I'd hit it!
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7:29PM on 02/14/2011
Very hot.
Very hot.
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5:09PM on 02/14/2011
Ass 8/10??... What ass?
Ass 8/10??... What ass?
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2:56PM on 02/14/2011

Flabby!

She looks horrible in the trailer for Just Go With It. She's flabby and jiggly in all the wrong places.
She looks horrible in the trailer for Just Go With It. She's flabby and jiggly in all the wrong places.
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3:10PM on 02/14/2011
What are the right places?
What are the right places?
5:31PM on 02/14/2011
Looking at girls: You're doing it wrong
Looking at girls: You're doing it wrong
8:48PM on 02/14/2011
rofl.
rofl.
2:14PM on 02/14/2011
Like alot of your body shop articles, this rating is questionable to say the least.

Ass is a correct 8/10
Breasts are a correct 10/10
Face....7/10 GTFO M.Pink. 9/10 for the face.

I agree with the poster below, you should add 'curves' into the articles from now. And get rid of Career, it has no reason to be there.
Like alot of your body shop articles, this rating is questionable to say the least.

Ass is a correct 8/10
Breasts are a correct 10/10
Face....7/10 GTFO M.Pink. 9/10 for the face.

I agree with the poster below, you should add 'curves' into the articles from now. And get rid of Career, it has no reason to be there.
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11:47AM on 02/14/2011

She's pretty, but........

but no way in hell is her ass an 8/10. More like a 2/10. Her ass is flat. I posted this yesterday on joblo. Here are the pics again that show how flat it is.
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but no way in hell is her ass an 8/10. More like a 2/10. Her ass is flat. I posted this yesterday on joblo. Here are the pics again that show how flat it is.
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10:56AM on 02/14/2011
her personality needs to be higher. She's one cool chick. She's from my hometown and she comes on the local sports talk radio here and she can hang with guys in Football talk.

She also is just very humble and down-to-earth, has a good head on her shoulders, and works really hard.

Class act.

Oh yeah, she's HOT.
her personality needs to be higher. She's one cool chick. She's from my hometown and she comes on the local sports talk radio here and she can hang with guys in Football talk.

She also is just very humble and down-to-earth, has a good head on her shoulders, and works really hard.

Class act.

Oh yeah, she's HOT.
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10:50AM on 02/14/2011
Very hot!
Very hot!
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10:26AM on 02/14/2011
She is very pretty. She also has amazing breasts. The ass is a bit flat. Still, extremely hot!

P.S.: Is it possible to add another criteria on the votes? Curves.
She is very pretty. She also has amazing breasts. The ass is a bit flat. Still, extremely hot!

P.S.: Is it possible to add another criteria on the votes? Curves.
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9:24AM on 02/14/2011
She's hot, it's just that her face isn't as good as her body.
She's hot, it's just that her face isn't as good as her body.
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