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Body Shop: Cameron Diaz

Dec. 10, 2007by: Mr. Pink
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I have to admit that blondes aren't really my preferred flavor, but when it comes to tow heads it's always nice when the chica seems to be hot and goofy. At least in my estimation. Maybe it's just the fact that they seem more approachable that way. Or maybe the path to exciting a lot of guy's bone is through their funny bone. Whatever, right? On to the pics of: CAMERON DIAZ!

Check her out in - What Happens In Vegas

ASS (8/10):

Tiny and truthfully kinda flat. Still, there is a notable enthusiasm with which Cameron shakes her cheeks that garner them high marks. Kinda like the weird looking chick whose personality makes her sexy, Diaz infuses her azz with an inspiring joie de vivre that supersedes it's humble shape.

BOOBIES (7/10):

The CD Twins are 100% serviceable given her body type. Good shape and lift, with nipples to match. Granted it's a little difficult getting past the fact that Justin Timberlake has suckled on them, but that's admittedly less distressing in a post-"Dick In A Box" world. Overall we'll call them a light, amusing treat.

FACE (8/10):

This rating comes with an asterisk, because while Cam's got a very nicely put together face, it does not have good chances of aging well. Bad skin, cheek's that look like they're planning to go all Gettysburg on her chin, and I could be crazy here, but if she doesn't stay thin I think the poor girl might develop jowls. All those observations just distract from the now though, which is pretty spectacular.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

I already copped to the fact that I dig silliness in the beautiful. If I want to hang out with gorgeous statues that lack personality then I'll hit an art museum. So obviously Diaz succeeds on that front. Unfortunately I cannot completely overlook her seeming glee at being a legit dumb blonde. Still, given a choice between her and the very serious but not at all goofy Ayn Rand for a dinner companion, I'd have to pick Diaz.

CAREER (9/10):

I'm not sure there's much more to say after giving her props for being the second woman in Hollywood history to enter the $20 million club. CD's got that intangible likeability that almost makes her bomb proof. And she has definitely been in some stinkers, but she's also brought her unique presence to a lot of great films. To anyone who doubts her talent I must refer you to Being John Malkovich. Beyond that, I get the feeling she just makes movies that would be fun to do. And gets paid a buttload to do it. Hard to argue with a career like that.

High points: BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, CHARLIE'S ANGELS, THE HOLIDAY
Low points: SHE'S THE ONE, VERY BAD THINGS, THE SWEETEST THING

OVERALL (8/10):

There's no question that Cameron Diaz has reached heights that few in H'Wood manage, and even fewer women. On top of that her achievement is all the more impressive because she did the model-to-actress route which is fraught with disasters (Fair Game anyone?) So let's hear it for a goofy California blonde who has gone way past the likely successes of her life.

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3:54PM on 05/04/2010

Cameron's REAL Rating

Averaging the individual scores:
8+7+8+8+9=40
40 divided by 5 (number of categories)=
8.0 OVERALL

OVERALL RATING of 8/10

You got that one 100% Right.
Averaging the individual scores:
8+7+8+8+9=40
40 divided by 5 (number of categories)=
8.0 OVERALL

OVERALL RATING of 8/10

You got that one 100% Right.
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