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Body Shop: Carmen Electra

Dec. 31, 2007by: Mr. Pink

I wonder if our last hottie of 2007 always hears lines from Wind Beneath My Wings when she sees Pamela Anderson. Especially, "It must have been cold there in my shadow/To never have sunlight on your face." Seems harsh perhaps, but this lady pretty much trod the exact same career path, except it was the sloppy seconds version of The Hoff's favorite silicone blond. Semi-copy cat career or no, we should all be grateful for the presence on this earth of the delicious: CARMEN ELECTRA!

Check her out in - Meet The Spartans

ASS (7/10):

As you can clearly see here (NSFW), Electra has a nicely toned, but sort of flat-ish bum. That's more OK than usual however, because she knows how to pose those haunches better than anyone outside of Vida Guerra. I almost gave her another hotdog for sheer butt posing skill, but we try to keep it real here, even if the illusion is impressive.

BOOBIES (10/10):

I'm not against implants by any means, but I'm not really into them either. I think some women probably do look a lot better when they get some enhancement, but generally I find massive fake tits to be a bit off-putting. If they are to be, though, let them be like this perfect example of plastic surgical handiwork. When it comes to what God didn't give you, these are the best example I've ever seen.

FACE (9/10):

I may catch hell for this, and that's OK. I think Carmen is gorgeous. She's got that sexy predator thing, but mixes it with a fresh faced, girl next door quality that is enchanting. I know there are many who think she's a bit of a buttaface, and I've never understood that. In my estimation her face is top shelf!

PERSONALITY (7/10):

You gotta love anybody, no matter who they are, that embraces where their success comes from. Electra has never gone for the lowest common denominator, just acting like a bimbo slut, but she does realize her success is about her measurements and not her opinions. I've never seen anything that would make her the perfect pick for dinner companion, but she does offer a refreshing example for how to make the leap from Playboy to personality.

CAREER (6/10):

Carmen always does what she's supposed to when she gets a movie role. She plays a hot chick who gets naked or semi-naked while hitting her marks and evidencing better comedic timing than most of her contemporaries. No Oscars in this lady's future, but she'll definitely stay employed for a long time - not a bad career.

High points: SCARY MOVIE, STARSKY AND HUTCH, CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2
Low points: MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER, EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS (presumably)

OVERALL (8/10):

What's not to like about a chick that seems genuinely sweet while also bringing enough edge to have slept with Prince, Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro? Sure it'd be scary to see what black magic those legs might contain, but it could also be a path to enlightenment. Either way, great scenery (NSFW) for the trip.

Source: MovieHotties

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