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Body Shop: Cassie Keller

Nov. 28, 2011by: Mr. Pink
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This week sees the completion of my HAROLD & KUMAR based trilogy of hotties. We wrap things up with a lady who got in some QT with NPH, giving him a handjob in heaven after everybody's favorite former child prodigy stole the topless angel from Jesus. Yes, the scene in question is as awesome as it sounds. And the name of the angel is: CASSIE KELLER!

Check her out in - A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

ASS (7/10):

Keller's got a serviceable booty, though not one to write home about. It's got some enticing qualities, mostly revolving around her willingness to parade around with it buff style. Overall I prefer one with a bit more heft and fitness to it, but I still want to take a bite out of it.

BOOBIES (7/10):

I was planning to go 8 or 9 here, but then while doing my due diligence (you can follow in my footsteps easily by googling this Playboy model) I discovered that her boobs have an odd droop to them and nipple placement on the low side. So they look great with arm or bra support, but decline in value somewhat when fully unleashed.

FACE (7/10):

It's amazing how much a woman's willingness to bare it all can impact your impression of her relative hotness. I picked Cassie thinking she was a clear 8, but I think upon closer inspection she falls short of significant Hollywood hottie. Still, I like the fact that she's got some DJ Tanner going on, and that grin of hers certainly draws you in.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Can't find much to judge this on other than her vibe was cool in the couple of Playboy vids I checked out for thoroughness, and she dearly loves to get naked. Guess I'm good with that for now.

CAREER (3/10):

So far her career consists of baring her wares, and pretending to jack Neil Patrick Harris after he steals her from the Son of God. No complaints here. She's got a couple of horror pics in the works, which is the right way to go most likely. And I'm sure she could find something to do on G4 if all else fails.

High points: A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (7/10):

Cassie Keller is about what you'd expect from a chick coming out of the farm league that is the Playboy Cyber Club. She's cute and appealingly curvy while giving off a vibe that says, "Sure, you've got a chance with me." Likely this is not a rising star, but you never know, and even if not, damn those are some fun pictures to look at.

Source: MovieHotties

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2:04PM on 11/29/2011
I would go 8 but that's just me. She's hot
I would go 8 but that's just me. She's hot
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6:39PM on 11/28/2011
disagree with the score for the ass on her & it is quite nice, as long as its proportionate to the body type, not every ass needs to be like J. Lo or Kim Kardashian's or even Vida Guerra's to be consider hot.
disagree with the score for the ass on her & it is quite nice, as long as its proportionate to the body type, not every ass needs to be like J. Lo or Kim Kardashian's or even Vida Guerra's to be consider hot.
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5:36PM on 11/28/2011
Dont really agree with the score either, especially the boobs, I've seen them unleashed and would give them a high 8, they are fine.
Dont really agree with the score either, especially the boobs, I've seen them unleashed and would give them a high 8, they are fine.
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12:06PM on 11/28/2011
Fussy SOB , aren't ya ??!! Very Hott , especially when I followed your lead in ' researching ' the young lady .Overall ?? 8.5 !!
Fussy SOB , aren't ya ??!! Very Hott , especially when I followed your lead in ' researching ' the young lady .Overall ?? 8.5 !!
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