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Body Shop: Catherine Keener

05.11.2009by: Mr. Pink

Some of the beautiful babies that we cover here are simply undeniable, and some have a little something that leads to much debate. But every once in awhile it's nice to take a break from the usual and check in on someone who really tells you about you when you look at your reaction to them. A good example is: CATHERINE KEENER!

Check her out in - Where The Wild Things Are

ASS (7/10):

Keener seems like she's mostly rocking a lanky body type, but she's actually got a pretty decent backside. Not that she shows it off to us much, although for the right role I'm sure we'd get the Full Monty. In other words, let's get her into the right role!

BOOBIES (7/10):

Once again there's some deceptive tastiness going on with CK's body. She carries herself like a lady who's almost got some concavity going on with her jubblies, but while not super present, as you can see from this Living In Oblivion look (NSFW) she's got a totally nice set adorning her ribcage. The less said about her underarm status the better, however.

FACE (7/10):

I imagine the status of Catherine's face is one that could inspire much debate. Certainly no classic beauty here, she's got a vibe that straddles cowgirl and neurotic WASP. I'm much more a fan of interesting faces like hers though, rather than some of the plastic little spastics that grace magazine covers every week. The upside is that if you find her hot now, you'll still find her hot in 20 years. Think that's true of your fav flavor of the week?

PERSONALITY (10/10):

Nothing to complain about when you have a talented and confident woman who does her thing and doesn't sweat the small stuff much. I personally love her, and to give you some insight why, check out this perspective on not getting a role, "One director said I just wasn't sexy. It was hard, really hard. I left town for two months with my tail between my legs. But you have to kind of go, okay, maybe I'm not their idea of [sexy], but hell, I can have sex!" Well said ma'am.

CAREER (8/10):

The Cath has what most actors would consider a dream career. She mostly shows up in awesome supporting roles featured in interesting indie fare. But she also hits enough high profile projects to keep herself visible and relevant. While she's not top of the lead actress casting pile, there's pretty much nobody who loves movies that's gonna be mad if she's in a project. And she has a Depp-like ability to lend gravitas to a film that may not seem to deserve it on face value.

High points: LIVING IN OBLIVION, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
Low points: FULL FRONTAL, S1M0NE

OVERALL (8/10):

Should talent and gumption trump physical beauty in these things? It's a difficult question to answer because how attractive we find somebody has a lot more complexity to it than just how they look in a picture (I expect this will cause some debate however). The reality is that Catherine Keener is a good looking woman with a much better body than expected, but while she's not as hot as some of the ingenues we feature here, she's hella sexy. At least IMO. What say you?

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2:24AM on 05/13/2009
Dude she has pit-hair in the boobie picture. Great actress but pass on the hottie part.
Dude she has pit-hair in the boobie picture. Great actress but pass on the hottie part.
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11:35PM on 05/11/2009
I dig this rating. kryptoniangirl nailed it on the head.
I dig this rating. kryptoniangirl nailed it on the head.
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3:40PM on 05/11/2009
100% agree with kryptoniangirl.
100% agree with kryptoniangirl.
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3:00PM on 05/11/2009
i agree with kryptoniangirl.
i agree with kryptoniangirl.
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1:54PM on 05/11/2009

Great actress

I've been a fan of Catherine Keener ever since I saw her in Living in Oblivion. I'd give her a 9/10 overall.
I've been a fan of Catherine Keener ever since I saw her in Living in Oblivion. I'd give her a 9/10 overall.
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12:17PM on 05/11/2009

love her

I don't think she's "Hollywood Sexy" but in real life if she was a friend's mom I'd be all "dude, your mom is hot," if that makes sense.
I don't think she's "Hollywood Sexy" but in real life if she was a friend's mom I'd be all "dude, your mom is hot," if that makes sense.
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11:50AM on 05/11/2009

yummy

i agree on the 7s with the ass and boobs but would give her an 8 for the face. she has an incredibly adorable look. a great all-around babe for sure.
i agree on the 7s with the ass and boobs but would give her an 8 for the face. she has an incredibly adorable look. a great all-around babe for sure.
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9:03AM on 05/11/2009

Smokin' hot!

I'd like to personally say that Catherine is absolutely f#cking stunning and if you've seen "Death To Smoochy", you'd understand. I'd give her a 9 but that's me.
I'd like to personally say that Catherine is absolutely f#cking stunning and if you've seen "Death To Smoochy", you'd understand. I'd give her a 9 but that's me.
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8:35AM on 05/11/2009
I'm starting to wonder if you ever give lower scores than a 7 to boobies. Cuz those are NOT 7's. In fact, I know it's all opinion and whatnot, but in my mind her purely physical scores are all way too high. I like seeing her in movies too cuz she does a great job. But she's not really Hot sexy. Ass: 5 Boobs: 4 Face: 4 I'll agree on the career and personality scores though. The final I'd give her a 6.
I'm starting to wonder if you ever give lower scores than a 7 to boobies. Cuz those are NOT 7's. In fact, I know it's all opinion and whatnot, but in my mind her purely physical scores are all way too high. I like seeing her in movies too cuz she does a great job. But she's not really Hot sexy. Ass: 5 Boobs: 4 Face: 4 I'll agree on the career and personality scores though. The final I'd give her a 6.
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