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May. 18, 2009by: Mr. Pink

I have, I think, featured an emergent movie hottie in this column in the past and I was roundly dissed for it as I recall. But I'm all about beating dead horses, so this week we'll take a look at a babe that has no movie credits by any reasonable measure, yet is in an emergent stage. Of course it helps that part of said emergence is in THE EXPENDABLES so I hope ya'll will give me a little wiggle room for featuring: CHARISMA CARPENTER!

Check her out in - The Expendables

ASS (8/10):

Rarely do I feel the need to defend a rating this high, but here it seems likely that many will possibly be mad I didn't give this keister the highest marks. Well let me just tell you, while Charisma has a very delicious backside no doubt, there's something structurally about it that just looks a bit weird. Want some proof? Here ya go.

BOOBIES (8/10):

I'm torn here largely because of the unanswered question as to whether what Carpenter is rocking is all Carpenter. My visual assessment is no, but as far as I can tell there is no verification in that direction. Regardless, while she has a nicely rounded set of cans, they don't integrate well into her entire chestal region. Which is not to say ya'll don't deserve a bit of NSFW proof to either plead my case or give you ammunition against my opinion.

FACE (10/10):

This type of classic beauty usually isn't my bag. but I gotta say CC is rocking absolute perfection in my estimation. Not much else to say really.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

I'll admit that going into this I expected this rating would be the one to fail our latest damsel. But it turns out she's pretty damn cool. Sure she has a bit of aw shucks still rattling around in her comments, but any chica who is confident, relaxed, and loves Vegas is Aces in my book.

CAREER (6/10):

Technically this should be a draw, because Ms. Carp has been a full time TV girl to this point in her career. But her presence in THE EXPENDABLES evokes images of such awesomeness that she gets an uptick just for taking part. Don't like it, talk to Sly.

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (8/10):

Charisma Carpenter is a beautiful woman with a very acceptable body. And now that she's dipping her toe solidly into the pond of moviedom it's time to hope she either shows herself to be talented, or at the very least gets naked again sometime soon.

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10:05PM on 05/18/2009

Career?

I don't understand. I know this is mostly a movie site, but when you put up actor bios, and completely ignore their TV work when television is the very place they made a name for themselves, it comes off really clueless. Here, I'll help:

High points: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars
Low points: Malibu Shores

See how easy that was? All it took was imdb and even a vague understanding of what is good and what isn't.
I don't understand. I know this is mostly a movie site, but when you put up actor bios, and completely ignore their TV work when television is the very place they made a name for themselves, it comes off really clueless. Here, I'll help:

High points: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars
Low points: Malibu Shores

See how easy that was? All it took was imdb and even a vague understanding of what is good and what isn't.
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10:04PM on 05/18/2009

Career?

I don't understand. I know this is mostly a movie site, but when you put up actor bios, and completely ignore their TV work when television is the very place they made a name for themselves, it comes off really clueless. Here, I'll help:

High points: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars
Low points: Malibu Shores

See how easy that was? All it took was imdb and even a vague understanding of what is good and what isn't.
I don't understand. I know this is mostly a movie site, but when you put up actor bios, and completely ignore their TV work when television is the very place they made a name for themselves, it comes off really clueless. Here, I'll help:

High points: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars
Low points: Malibu Shores

See how easy that was? All it took was imdb and even a vague understanding of what is good and what isn't.
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1:39AM on 12/29/2010
I'm just not seeing the structural problem with the ass. It looks great to me!
I'm just not seeing the structural problem with the ass. It looks great to me!
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10:16PM on 05/20/2009

Amen to that...

...ebrock! Personally think it should either be Charisma or Morena Baccarin, late of Joss Whedon's "Firefly" and soon to be the leader of an alien invasion force in ABC's revamp of "V" ;D
...ebrock! Personally think it should either be Charisma or Morena Baccarin, late of Joss Whedon's "Firefly" and soon to be the leader of an alien invasion force in ABC's revamp of "V" ;D
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9:04AM on 05/19/2009
I've always loved Charisma & I think she looks even better as she's gotten older.

She would make such a good Wonder Woman.
I've always loved Charisma & I think she looks even better as she's gotten older.

She would make such a good Wonder Woman.
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7:44PM on 05/18/2009

I meant HALF of her right tit.

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7:04PM on 05/18/2009
ragekorne - I should have said aureoles. That's what I meant when I said nipples. Her right breast has a very big aureole. It takes up more than have her tit.

She is beautiful, but that disappoints me.
ragekorne - I should have said aureoles. That's what I meant when I said nipples. Her right breast has a very big aureole. It takes up more than have her tit.

She is beautiful, but that disappoints me.
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6:29PM on 05/18/2009
I dont think the nips are the problem, it's the big aureoles. There is a lot of color that takes up the boob. And yeah, I think it throws it off a bit. I'd still give 'em a 9 though cuz the shape is perfection and anyone with half a brain would enjoy popping one in their mouf.

Anyways, she's always been a personal fave of mine. And that issue of Playboy is like only 1 of 2 I've ever purchased.
I dont think the nips are the problem, it's the big aureoles. There is a lot of color that takes up the boob. And yeah, I think it throws it off a bit. I'd still give 'em a 9 though cuz the shape is perfection and anyone with half a brain would enjoy popping one in their mouf.

Anyways, she's always been a personal fave of mine. And that issue of Playboy is like only 1 of 2 I've ever purchased.
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5:17PM on 05/18/2009
nothing wrong with her at all. that ass is fine, and if those are implants, they're damn fine ones.
nothing wrong with her at all. that ass is fine, and if those are implants, they're damn fine ones.
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4:08PM on 05/18/2009
Nips are to big?!?! That's like saying that her ass is too hot, but to each his own. TYVM for putting CC in this and giving me new backgrounds for my comp.
Nips are to big?!?! That's like saying that her ass is too hot, but to each his own. TYVM for putting CC in this and giving me new backgrounds for my comp.
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4:04PM on 05/18/2009
It's difficult to find a single flaw on that body. She is so beautiful.
It's difficult to find a single flaw on that body. She is so beautiful.
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2:28PM on 05/18/2009

10/10

huge CC fan...liked her on angel
huge CC fan...liked her on angel
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1:12PM on 05/18/2009
She is beautiful, but the thing I don't like about her is her chest. Her nipples are to big.
She is beautiful, but the thing I don't like about her is her chest. Her nipples are to big.
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1:11PM on 05/18/2009

10/10

I am a huge CC fan. Sorry she's a total 10 to me.
I am a huge CC fan. Sorry she's a total 10 to me.
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10:47AM on 05/18/2009
Dude....what the hell are you talking about? Something wrong wit her ass? Huh?
Dude....what the hell are you talking about? Something wrong wit her ass? Huh?
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10:02AM on 05/18/2009

very close

i'd have to agree with every rating except her ass. i'd bump that up to a 9.
i'd have to agree with every rating except her ass. i'd bump that up to a 9.
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4:55AM on 05/19/2009

Hollywood's Finally Cluing In..

...to the fact that Joss Whedon doesn't pick no-talent hussies for his leading and supporting ladies.

I personally would have given her a perfect 10, if only to praise the fact she's kept the God-given curves after becoming a mother. Though the rating here is completely fair ;)
...to the fact that Joss Whedon doesn't pick no-talent hussies for his leading and supporting ladies.

I personally would have given her a perfect 10, if only to praise the fact she's kept the God-given curves after becoming a mother. Though the rating here is completely fair ;)
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