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Body Shop: Christa Campbell

Nov. 29, 2010by: Mr. Pink

Ya'll don't mind if we get down with some bombastic yumminess this week do ya? After all, this is a lass who has played the simply titled role of Milk Maiden. Yeah, that pretty much tells you exactly what you're gonna get with: CHRISTA CAMPBELL!

Check her out in - Drive Angry 3D

ASS (9/10):

Holy moly that's a nice keister there. I'd like to mount an expedition to camp out on that ass. Plant a flag and claim it for the United Republic of Ba-Dow! Her butt looks so awesome I almost expect it to throw a punch or shoot lasers.

BOOBIES (9/10):

As fake tittays go, Christa has a remarkable pair. They look surprisingly real most of the time, and also manage to avoid tipping into the grotesque, gargantuan range. I'm not sure what exactly is bigger than a motorboat, but that's what I want to do to this delicious chest.

FACE (7/10):

CCamp is definitely a makeup girl. She can look gorgeous, but it's usually with assistance. There's a distinct plastic surgery-ish vibe to her features. To each their own of course, but that always looks a little weird to me. Nevertheless, I don't think much of anyone is going to complain about having those eyes locked on them.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Don't know a lot about Ms. Campbell, but here's what I do know. She's got a very playful vibe, which is always a big bonus in a chick this hot. But even more important is that former JoBlo'er JimmyO thought highly of her. And quite frankly there's little else I need to know about a person.

CAREER (6/10):

A resume that basically started off as a Skinemax special is slowly morphing into a pretty diverse, and at times even respectable list. Campbell works hard and isn't shy to grab what she can. Not exactly an Oscar path in front of her, but she's been tenacious and is doing a helluva lot better than most.

High points: 2001 MANIACS, MOZART AND THE WHALE
Low points: THE WICKER MAN, DAY OF THE DEAD (2008)

OVERALL (8/10):

Christa Campbell is just hot as hell. Body that won't quit paired with a sweet and playful disposition. She won't change the Hollywood landscape by any means, but sure as hell makes it prettier.

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10:56AM on 11/29/2010
While I'm not the biggest fan of fake boobs,I'd still say this chicks a hottie.Very nice ass though.
While I'm not the biggest fan of fake boobs,I'd still say this chicks a hottie.Very nice ass though.
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11:50AM on 11/29/2010
The ass should be rated lower. I swear sometimes the ratings on here are just plain confusing.
The ass should be rated lower. I swear sometimes the ratings on here are just plain confusing.
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12:12PM on 11/29/2010

Nah...

She looks too fake to me. Very much like a pornstar.
She looks too fake to me. Very much like a pornstar.
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12:12PM on 11/29/2010
Not bad. I dig her.
Not bad. I dig her.
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5:49PM on 11/29/2010
Shes got this great body. Its too bad her face is a spray painted duckfaced mess with the words high maintenance tattooed on her forehead.
Shes got this great body. Its too bad her face is a spray painted duckfaced mess with the words high maintenance tattooed on her forehead.
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3:42AM on 11/30/2010
Disposable Playboy gal, indistinguishable from anybody else in that magazine.
Disposable Playboy gal, indistinguishable from anybody else in that magazine.
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5:31AM on 11/30/2010
Ick.
Ick.
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2:45AM on 12/01/2010
Always thought she was.
Always thought she was.
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