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Sep. 7, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Hope everyone is enjoying their Labor Day weekend. I know I am, and I'll be honest, this week's hottie was picked largely because I knew it'd be easy to find good pics. In fact, she's yet to be in a movie, though one has to assume that an overly dramatic popstar who's waited this long for her first role is taking the shite somewhat more seriously than many in her sisterhood. So since she's coming into the cinematic fold let's take a gander at: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!

Check her out in - Burlesque

ASS (10/10):

F*cking yum! Showcasing a round bunch of deliciousness seems to be a superpower amongst Latino women, and Xtina is no exception. I could go on, but you're probably already drooling over the pic.

BOOBIES (8/10):

I'm not much a fan of fake ta-ta's. Give me some natural girls any day of the week. That said, these are pretty exceptional milk makers. Plus there's the fact that Aguilera doesn't make much effort to hide them. And three cheers for the nipple hoops.

FACE (6/10):

Even when done up to the nines, Chrissy is not top shelf. She's cute enough to not get kicked out of beds the world over, but compared to the stunning heights of H'wood beauty we often reach 'round these parts, she falls a bit short.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Believe it or not, Aguilera seems to be a fairly saavy business woman on top of having pipes that can sing for days. The main knock on her, for me, is that she tries a little too hard to be provocative. Still, her confidence and forthright sexuality make her an interesting, if not amazing, woman to spend some time with for reasons beyond her obvious physical attributes.

CAREER (N/A):

Nothing to say here because she's got no released projects yet, so I'll pose a question. How do you folks feel about this featuring of someone who has an interesting project in the pipeline, but that has no on screen credits yet?

High points: N/A
Low points: N/A

OVERALL (7/10):

I'll be blunt. I'd definitely f*ck Christina Aguilera, I might even record a song with her. As to dating, marrying, or in any other way making her an honest woman, not much of a chance.

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9:20PM on 09/13/2009
She is a guilty pleasure of mine, a very dirty, guilty pleasure.
She is a guilty pleasure of mine, a very dirty, guilty pleasure.
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4:40AM on 09/10/2009
I feel the same way as ManwicH on this. Her body is incredible! Would anyone REALLY turn that down?
I feel the same way as ManwicH on this. Her body is incredible! Would anyone REALLY turn that down?
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9:11PM on 09/08/2009

doable

incredible body, the face not so much
incredible body, the face not so much
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1:20PM on 09/08/2009

i know she's trashy

but I'd still love to do naughty things to her! God I love her boobs!!!
but I'd still love to do naughty things to her! God I love her boobs!!!
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6:05AM on 09/08/2009
I find her extremely attractive and would definintely tap that... many times... in many places.
I find her extremely attractive and would definintely tap that... many times... in many places.
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3:02AM on 09/08/2009
no thanks.
no thanks.
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6:06PM on 09/07/2009
Yeah, I guess she's okay in a skanky, one night type of deal. But to answer your question regarding lack of movie career, I would rather focus this site entirely on movie hotties who have contributed something to the film industry.
Yeah, I guess she's okay in a skanky, one night type of deal. But to answer your question regarding lack of movie career, I would rather focus this site entirely on movie hotties who have contributed something to the film industry.
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4:48PM on 09/07/2009
She is one of those girls who is attractive but I don't think of as real hotties because of her annoying need to be seen and looked at (see... any Kardashian, Heidi Montag, or any of the Girls Next Door)
She is one of those girls who is attractive but I don't think of as real hotties because of her annoying need to be seen and looked at (see... any Kardashian, Heidi Montag, or any of the Girls Next Door)
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1:39PM on 09/07/2009

Her BOOBIES gets a very low score

because she sadly got implants. I don't find implants attractive. BOOBIES gets a 1/10..............
because she sadly got implants. I don't find implants attractive. BOOBIES gets a 1/10..............
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10:16AM on 09/07/2009

What Nivekian said

Ten years ago, if you asked which pop star would wind up getting a 24-hour Vegas marriage, shaving her head, assaulting a paparazzi's car with an umbrella, and ending up in rehab, EVERYBODY would've guessed the hyper-sexualized Christina Aguilera. Meanwhile, it was the virginal, squeaky-clean Britney Spears who would have a stable family, a loving husband, and the respect of the entertainment media. Funny how it all turned out, didn't it?
Ten years ago, if you asked which pop star would wind up getting a 24-hour Vegas marriage, shaving her head, assaulting a paparazzi's car with an umbrella, and ending up in rehab, EVERYBODY would've guessed the hyper-sexualized Christina Aguilera. Meanwhile, it was the virginal, squeaky-clean Britney Spears who would have a stable family, a loving husband, and the respect of the entertainment media. Funny how it all turned out, didn't it?
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9:56AM on 09/07/2009

Hit and Miss

I used to think she would be the bigger mess after all was said & done with Brittany & Jessica. Can't believe that she has a Kid, huge C cups and a tight Porn Star level bod, and no rehab that I am aware of. And she married some average looking jewish dude to bat!
I used to think she would be the bigger mess after all was said & done with Brittany & Jessica. Can't believe that she has a Kid, huge C cups and a tight Porn Star level bod, and no rehab that I am aware of. And she married some average looking jewish dude to bat!
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