Every once in awhile a new chick blows up on the entertainment landscape and every body's talking about her. Often times the cultural force behind the snowballing obsession leads to an Emperor's New Clothes scenario where any dissension about said chick's awesomeness is met with scorn and pitchforks. It all gets even more fun when you throw in a body that reignites the ole curvy vs. skinny debate. You get all this and more with current It girl: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!
ASS
(8/10):
There's been so much focus on Christina's tits that her generous and juicy rump has gotten little notice outside of a perfectly understandable salute to its bombastic goodness on MAD MEN. It's a damn shame though that no one has taken advantage of the fact that she'd probably be happy to feature something other than the twins in a photo shoot. Honestly, trying to find a decent pic of this heinie is like trying to snap a good shot of bigfoot.
BOOBIES
(10/10):
I think it's probably safe to say that all of us not named ROUS would love to get smothered in the overflowing and enveloping goodness that is one of the most impressive sets of natural womanflesh the world has ever seen. I've also noticed, that like the pic below, there is a tendency to utilize angelic lighting to highlight the girls, which seems appropriate because they are heavenly.
FACE
(6/10):
This one may piss some people off, but if you look at the lass honestly she's got a relatively plain face with an odd size mismatch between lips, nose and cheekbones. Making things even worse is her penchant for showing up on red carpets with makeup that looks like her stylist is slutty clown. CH has the ability to look stunning under the proper circumstances, but in the cold light of day is mostly meh.
PERSONALITY
(6/10): A lot of folks are going to like The Hend for the same reason that I don't much. Her whole vibe is constantly, aggressively flirty. It's like watching someone who is always playing an angle. It's great for the ego of whatever dude she's stroking of course, but I'm always annoyed by the cynical superficiality of that personality type. Ironically it causes her sex appeal to go through the roof, because you really can't think of anything else when she's around. CAREER
(6/10): She's been very good on a great show, but other than that hasn't done much of note outside of a nice guest starring turn on FIREFLY. Now that MAD MEN and her boobs have catapulted her into the limelight it's time to see what she can pull off when the pressure's on. Good luck madam. Oh, you're welcome for the accompanying pic my friends. High points: N/A OVERALL
(7/10): Christina Hendricks has a lot of sex appeal and a body that certainly demands closer study. Even though she's not a natural red head, the color certainly looks enticing on her. I still don't quite see the necessity for wide spread ecstasy about her, because her looks, achievements and vibe all fall a bit short right now. But if she can really step up and own the opportunity that some great writing and massive cans have given her, then she may actually earn all the esteem being thrust her way.
Low points: LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
N/A for high point? ridiculous
The fact the reviewer has this job...ridiculous.
N/A for high point? ridiculous
The fact the reviewer has this job...ridiculous.
RE: Face rating
Oh man
"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
Oh man
"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
"oh...... i'm going to the special hell...."
I'd rate her face higher,
Yosaphbridge
A bit low on the overall scale, I think she has quite a nice face.
A bit low on the overall scale, I think she has quite a nice face.
Hahaha!
Also, you guys do realize that the high and low points are just for movies right? Obviously Mad Men is a good show but she hasn't really had any films that qualify (La Cucina was a pretentious piece of crap.)
Also, you guys do realize that the high and low points are just for movies right? Obviously Mad Men is a good show but she hasn't really had any films that qualify (La Cucina was a pretentious piece of crap.)
come on
Also, her face is beautiful. 6 my ass. This is an amazing looking woman from head to toe.
Also, no high points? Seriously? Mad Men is the best show on TV and she's one of the most consistently compelling characters.
Also, her face is beautiful. 6 my ass. This is an amazing looking woman from head to toe.
Also, no high points? Seriously? Mad Men is the best show on TV and she's one of the most consistently compelling characters.
Stupid stupid stupid
Her face is an 8.
Next time get a fan to do a Body shop, this article stunk.
Her face is an 8.
Next time get a fan to do a Body shop, this article stunk.
No thanks..
I love her new nickname.
All I'm thinking about is
All the scores were scored very well.
All the scores were scored very well.