A belated Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. My FDay gift to myself is to BS a chick that I've wanted to do for some time, but whose career path hasn't lent itself to this. I was struck by this particular lady when she sent up the opening to AMERICAN PIE with dildo-infused hijinks. From there I've had my eye on her and she keeps staying trapped in the quagmire that is GREY'S ANATOMY. Folks, meet: CHYLER LEIGH!
ASS
(7/10):
Chyler has got a very flat booty. Yet it also has something very enticing about it. This rating is admittedly probably influenced more by vibe than actual physical attributes. Sue me.
BOOBIES
(9/10):
What a wonder we have here. If you really want to see them shine, check out her appearance in the video for Marilyn Manson's cover of TAINTED LOVE. Tasty. So far, despite a faux sex tape scandal, Ms. Leigh hasn't totally given up the goods, but hope springs eternal.
FACE
(10/10):
Devastating good looks if you ask me. A great mixture of pristine beauty and a friendly accessible face that makes it feel like you might have a chance if you could just make her smile. That is total bullsh*t of course, but it's nice to dream.
PERSONALITY
(8/10): Believe it or not, chica is not only married, but also has three, count 'em three, kids. I can't help but feel good vibe towards someone who can play such a wide range, and still is stable enough to maintain a relationship and mother a litter of kits. Plus she seems to inspire a pretty strong loyalty in the people she works with, having been invited from show to show even after multiple failures. It all seems to point to a pretty outstanding lady. CAREER
(4/10): One very fun movie, followed by a ton of failed TV shows and then a seemingly interminable stint on Grey's Anatomy. Not really a recipe for success. Given her looks and talent, she should be much more well known than she is, and as adept as she is at comedy, you'd think a movie career would have gone better but she just hasn't made much of a splash. Maybe someday. High points: NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE OVERALL
(9/10): Chyler Leigh is just about the top of the heap for me. A damn hot woman who is also funny and talented. Delicious. She's also criminally underrated in my opinion which makes it fun to champion her. Will she rise as the years pass? Doesn't seem super likely with the luck she's had so far, but I certainly wish her the best.
Low points: KICKBOXING ACADEMY
BEAUTIFUL
That 80's Show
Great pick!