I'm headed to Atlantic City this week, so my mind naturally wandered to strippers. And when that happens, who better to focus on than a sassy lass that managed to pull a 12 million dollar paycheck for showing off her brand new cans back in the day. Now she's more known as the greatest cougar of them all, but after three kids it must be said she looks...amazing! I'm talking about: DEMI MOORE!
ASS
(10/10):
Damn.
BOOBIES
(8/10):
Post enhancement Demi (resist urge to use Moore as a pun) certainly had mighty nice chest torpedoes. Thing is they're a little disproportionate to each other, the general shape is a little off, and while it may seem a strange thing to day about boobs, they are just missing that X-factor for me. So they are very, very good, but for me fall short of great.
FACE
(9/10):
This was weird because I don't think of DM as a particularly attractive woman. She certainly doesn't ring my bell. But there's no question she's not just beautiful. She's gorgeous. Go figure.
PERSONALITY
(5/10): The main word that pops to mind when I think about Demi Moore is boring. Maybe it's just me, but the woman inspires absolutely no interest, which is bizarre given how rockin' her body is. I can't say that marrying Ashton Kutcher really does her any favors in this category either. CAREER
(8/10): Moore may not be the best actress, or pick all the best projects, but she does have a history of ending up in some pretty iconic films. Plus she occasionally surprises us and turns in a significant role with a great deal of skill behind it. And the woman is a shark when it comes to the money side of things, so muchos props to her business acumen. High points: THE SEVENTH SIGN, GHOST, G.I. JANE OVERALL
(9/10): Demi Moore, for me, is almost completely unenticing. I feel no stirring in my pantalones when I look at her. But that doesn't alter the fact that she's a smoking hot mama who has a body to die for. On top of that, the ass shot is making me reconsider my overall position. Seriously reconsider it.
Low points: MORTAL THOUGHTS, THE SCARLET LETTER, STRIPTEASE
Absolutely Smokin' Hot!
Smokin' hot babe, absolutely smokin' hot.
Smokin' hot babe, absolutely smokin' hot.
I beg to differ...