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Mar. 23, 2009by: Mr. Pink

It occurred to me that I haven't featured any ladies that could be cover girls for the Asian Sex Tour industry. That seems like a damned shame, of course, so let's see if we can feel good about ourselves while ogling: DEVON AOKI!

Check her out in - Mutant Chronicles

ASS (9/10):

As pictured I have to say that Aoki has probably the finest tiny bum I've ever seen. At the same time, I'm also swayed by this surprisingly honest (NSFW) look at her hindquarters. So which is the real deal? I think clearly the physicality required by her acting roles has helped her shape and define what was kind of meh musculature. So she gets credit for the better look because she had to work for that shite!

BOOBIES (7/10):

I'll take the heat gladly here if anyone's in the mood to blast me on this rating. As with the ass, I think she's got a very enticing rack given it's miniscule size. There's not quite enough there to give her credit for great boobs, but if you can look at this (NSFW), and still complain that her endowments aren't lovely then we just plain disagree.

FACE (10/10):

So what do you get when Helena Bonham Carter and an Anterean get it on? Apparently a hot freckly Asian chick with a Gummi Saver mouth and an oddly Caucasian nose. I doubt there's much middle ground on people's appreciation of a face this unique. Personally, it hits all my buttons just fine. It's like modern art on a neck.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

With a rich family and early modeling success, Devon could have easily turned into yet another celebutard wasting all of our time with her "exploits". Instead she's a focused, thoughtful chick who kicks ass and has a strong sense of personal responsibility to what her presence on screen represents for her culture. Hard to tell if she'd be "fun" to hang with, but she's an impressive lass no matter how you stack it up.

CAREER (7/10):

There's no question that when Ms. Aoki comes on screen you immediately notice her. She's got presence and power that can't be learned. So far she's mostly done the hot, ass-kicking Asian thing, so the breadth of her talent is difficult to measure. She's quite good at it though, and will certainly have ample opportunities to take advantage of that particular character for some time to come. Not sure if she'll find a way to break out of that mold, or even if she has the talent to do so, but will be rooting for her either way.

High points: 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, SIN CITY, WAR
Low points: D.E.B.S., DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE

OVERALL (8/10):

Something about digging on a nubile young Asian babe just feels dirty. But if I gotta feel like a perv then Devon Aoki is certainly high quality enough to merit it. She has such a striking look that she may be slightly more well known than her big screen accomplishments merit, but so be it. Girl is smoking hot, and seems pretty damn cool on top of it.

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3:15AM on 03/26/2009
She's alright, but your score is WAY too high.
She's alright, but your score is WAY too high.
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5:26PM on 03/24/2009
ass I agree. Boobs should be 4s though and face should be 1.

ass I agree. Boobs should be 4s though and face should be 1.

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4:09PM on 03/24/2009
wow she has no business in a body shop article..shes a toothpick..no tits & no ass and her face looks like pug..im sorry but the worst body shop article ever. Please choose better actresses next time.
wow she has no business in a body shop article..shes a toothpick..no tits & no ass and her face looks like pug..im sorry but the worst body shop article ever. Please choose better actresses next time.
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1:10PM on 03/24/2009
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10:42PM on 03/23/2009

huh?

9 for ass , 10 for face?

i applaud your addition of an asian , but surely she doesnt deserve such a high rating??

why dont you include Maggie Q instead?
9 for ass , 10 for face?

i applaud your addition of an asian , but surely she doesnt deserve such a high rating??

why dont you include Maggie Q instead?
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6:28PM on 03/23/2009
I think you're confusing unique with hot. She certainly has an unusual look about her which some might interpret as attractive, but for she also ratchets up that whole creepy perpetual adolescent thing way too high for my tastes. I like my women to appear old enough to not garner me a prison sentence.
I think you're confusing unique with hot. She certainly has an unusual look about her which some might interpret as attractive, but for she also ratchets up that whole creepy perpetual adolescent thing way too high for my tastes. I like my women to appear old enough to not garner me a prison sentence.
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2:58PM on 03/23/2009

Hey, Pink!

I'd sure like to know what the hell you're smoking, because no way does she deserve all those high ratings. She looks like a frickin' Martian.
I'd sure like to know what the hell you're smoking, because no way does she deserve all those high ratings. She looks like a frickin' Martian.
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2:48PM on 03/23/2009

What's with those scores?

Hmmm, I think those scores are a bit too high.

Aoki always has comments on her face, and it is not always photographed in an attractive manner...

(Although, I thought her DEBS role was pretty sexy...without the smoking, of course.)

I give her a 6 or 7 out of 10 overall.
Hmmm, I think those scores are a bit too high.

Aoki always has comments on her face, and it is not always photographed in an attractive manner...

(Although, I thought her DEBS role was pretty sexy...without the smoking, of course.)

I give her a 6 or 7 out of 10 overall.
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1:29PM on 03/23/2009
everything here is wrong wron WRONG! No booty, No tits, questionable visage WTF!
everything here is wrong wron WRONG! No booty, No tits, questionable visage WTF!
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1:04PM on 03/23/2009
She's very cute but damn! Wrong on the ass again. Its cute but hardly a 9/10! Come on! And I agree with others on the face.

Sometimes she can look really attractive and sometimes she looks really ugly. I'll give her a 6/10
She's very cute but damn! Wrong on the ass again. Its cute but hardly a 9/10! Come on! And I agree with others on the face.

Sometimes she can look really attractive and sometimes she looks really ugly. I'll give her a 6/10
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9:41AM on 03/23/2009
I find her cute.

I only watched D.O.A. for her because of her cuteness.
I find her cute.

I only watched D.O.A. for her because of her cuteness.
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9:00AM on 03/23/2009

FACE??????

I always thought see looked kinda retarded. I could easily do without her. She does nothing for me!
I always thought see looked kinda retarded. I could easily do without her. She does nothing for me!
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8:32AM on 03/23/2009
Yeah, this is one I finally disagree with you on. Face 10/10!?? No way in friggin hell. Sorry, but I'm with creasy. I give her face (seriously!, look at the 3rd pic! c'mon!) a 4 at the most. That pic though, I'd give it a 1. Bleh.

Anyways, ass and tits I'll give you. Everything else was rated way too high. Overall: 3/10
Yeah, this is one I finally disagree with you on. Face 10/10!?? No way in friggin hell. Sorry, but I'm with creasy. I give her face (seriously!, look at the 3rd pic! c'mon!) a 4 at the most. That pic though, I'd give it a 1. Bleh.

Anyways, ass and tits I'll give you. Everything else was rated way too high. Overall: 3/10
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8:00AM on 03/23/2009

War, that turd, a hight point?

And D.E.B.S., a low point?

Are you on crack???????
And D.E.B.S., a low point?

Are you on crack???????
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7:47AM on 03/23/2009
Ugliest face in a while. 10/10? Wow, hilarious.
Ugliest face in a while. 10/10? Wow, hilarious.
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