As I was checking out various info that's been dropping about Quentin Tarantino's long awaited Inglourious Basterds (eff off spellcheck), I noticed a name that seemed familiar, yet I couldn't quite place the face. It's a helluva face though, which is appropriate since she got a chance to play Helen of Troy. So if she's not on your radar already, allow me to introduce: DIANE KRUGER!
ASS
(8/10):
There is substantial junk in that trunk. Which is awesome. I'm always happy to see a skinny chick fight the genetic grain and come with a thicker jiggle than you'd naturally expect. Despite that, let me please urge all photographers to avoid taking booty pictures like this (slightly NSFW). It's just an unflattering angle to let gravity work on a juicy tookus.
BOOBIES
(5/10):
Here's an uninspired duo for ya. They actually look substantially better in TROY because director Wolfgang Peterson made her gain 15 pounds for a rounder look. Tragically she has since shed the weight. If she'd kept it on the boobies would totally be a 7.
FACE
(9/10):
I suppose if you're going to be cast as Helen of Troy, supposedly one the most beautiful women the world has ever seen, you better be pretty damn hot. And Kruger definitely brings it in the pouter department. Now she doesn't quite nail the top mark kind of deliciousness for me, and I'm not entirely sure why. Something about the nose I think.
PERSONALITY
(7/10): Little Miss D gets the default rating here because she hasn't really gotten famous enough yet to have a whole lot known about her. She is dating Joshua Jackson though, so depending on how you feel about Pacey feel free to draw your own conclusions. CAREER
(5/10): I nearly went lower on this, because let's be honest, one National Treasure movie on your CV is bad enough, but two? Unfortunately I can't really hold Diane responsible for that since she's just out there trying to make a name for herself right now. I fully expect her rating for this will skyrocket after Inglourious Basterds, but she needs to avoid showing up in a third NT if she wants her career to ascend. High points: TROY, JOYEUX NOEL OVERALL
(7/10): I'll admit I've got a pretty high opinion of any actress who gets herself into a Tarantino flick, but even without that in her future I think Kruger has dropped some really interesting performances so far. She's surprisingly unflashy given how gorgeous she is, and I've got a lot of respect for that. If only she'd put those 15 pounds back on.
Low points: NATIONAL TREASURE, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
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super hot, by the way.
super hot, by the way.