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Body Shop: Elisabeth Shue

Mar. 10, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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It WAS a cruel, cruel summer when today's lassie first seared my eyeballs. In an instant of movie awesomeness I was introduced to a goddess who would forever color my impression of the perfect woman, and also knew immediately that I'd never have a chance with her because no one could be a better boyfriend for her than Daniel-san. A round of applause for the lady who is inspiration and heartbreak all in one Brickhouse of a package: ELISABETH SHUE!

Check her out in - Hamlet 2

ASS (7/10):

Far better than decent, but well short of spectacular, Shue's backside boo is perfectly proportioned to her body in the width department, but it falls a little flat curvature-wise. Certainly fully serviceable for any rump shakin' activities you might have in mind, though.

BOOBIES (9/10):

I've never been a boob man per se, but these fabulous examples of ribcage royalty have captivated me since the first time I laid eyes on their sweater covered grandeur. There's something almost magnetic about the way they seem to defy gravity. And let's not forget the magical fact that Liz is happy to show them off at the slightest provocation (although not in Hollow Man - what's up with that?)

FACE (8/10):

Girl next door hotness mixed with a vibe that says crrrrazzzzyyyy! Doesn't get much better in my opinion. Shue-be-do has always been cute and will always be cute, although it's not quite the pixie-ish quality of a Christina Ricci. It's more like the manhood stiffening quality that only good church girls that also really love to give head can throw off.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

The unfortunate reality here is that despite a Harvard education, Elisabeth kinda comes off like there's not much going on behind those eyes. On screen she's fine, but catch her in an interview, or just your average red carpet photo, and the distinct impression is that no one is home. Just goes to show that even the heady mixture of smart and beautiful doesn't necessarily equate to interesting.

CAREER (7/10):

Overall Elisabeth has had a pretty consistent career, without too many notable highs or lows. Obviously her turn in Leaving Las Vegas was probably her career zenith, and we can only hope that The Saint will prove to be the low point when the final tally comes due. It appears that riding the crest of Hollywood fame is likely not her top priority since she's got three kids and a husband who is doing pretty well as a director (ALERT: understatement). Clearly she takes on the projects she wants, when she wants, and mad props to her for being able to pull that off.

High points: THE KARATE KID, ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING, LEAVING LAS VEGAS
Low points: BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II, THE SAINT, PALMETTO

OVERALL (8/10):

Elisabeth Shue has been an enduring hottie, which is not an easy thing to pull off in a town that is constantly throwing out yesterday's hot young things like a piece of Bazooka Joe after a couple of chews. She does her bit, pops up in something high profile enough to remind everyone she's around every couple of years, and throws in something sexy like getting invisi-stripped in Hollow Man to make it crystal clear being over 40 doesn't mean she's giving up any ground to the disposable WB farm raised hotties. Is it any wonder we love her?

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6:43PM on 03/11/2008

I agree!

Back to the Future - Part II was great for her to be honest and she was damn cute. As well, her scenes in Palmetto....WOW!
Back to the Future - Part II was great for her to be honest and she was damn cute. As well, her scenes in Palmetto....WOW!
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1:57AM on 03/11/2008
Back to the Future Part II is not a low point! That movie rocks!

Also deserving of being in her high points is the underrated The Trigger Effect. Really good flick. And Dreamer too. Great family flick.

Love Shue. She's hot and a damn good actress.

She deserves more than a 7. At the very least she's an 8.
Back to the Future Part II is not a low point! That movie rocks!

Also deserving of being in her high points is the underrated The Trigger Effect. Really good flick. And Dreamer too. Great family flick.

Love Shue. She's hot and a damn good actress.

She deserves more than a 7. At the very least she's an 8.
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2:31PM on 03/10/2008
I looked at that final picture, from Hollow Man, and I have to agree - what's up with her not baring more in that movie? Sure, we got Rhona Mitra, but c'mon. Talk about a waste of the Shue.
I looked at that final picture, from Hollow Man, and I have to agree - what's up with her not baring more in that movie? Sure, we got Rhona Mitra, but c'mon. Talk about a waste of the Shue.
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