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Body Shop: Eliza Dushku

Mar. 19, 2012by: Mr. Pink

Since we're at the next to last week of the BS, thought maybe it was time to finally tackle a chick that has always struck me as one of the most overrated hotties working today. I personally think she's a terrible actress and not particularly hot, though a great deal of the fanboy community disagrees. Which is cool, because it would feel wrong to finish out The Body Shop without at least a little controversy since that's been a hallmark of the column since it's inception. It is time to take a hard look at: ELIZA DUSHKU!

Check her out in - Wrong Turn

ASS (6/10):

Ass? What ass? There's no there, there. Add on to that a distinct lack of muscle tone a lot of the time and you've got nothing to grab on for this ride. The only reason I didn't rate her lower here is that if you catch her in NOBEL SON then you see some proof that she can make it look marginally better when she trains it. Marginally.

BOOBIES (8/10):

I'll give credit where credit is due, and Dushku appears to have a nice set of lady bumps. If you want to some unfiltered looks then go ahead and google THE ALPHABET KILLER. They ain't perfect, but they are very, very nice. It also proves that when she said you had a better chance of seeing God then seeing her naked, she was lying.

FACE (6/10):

I know that a ton of people think she's a total babe, but I've always thought Eliza looked like a hot chick got genetically spliced with Droopy Dog. With a minor stroke thrown in along the way. It doesn't help at all that she rarely smiles, and when she does it is an awkward sight to behold. I'm not saying she's ugly, but for me she really is decidedly average.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Of all the women that I've covered over the years, ElDu is the one whose personality I find least enticing (outside of the occasional celebutard that I've thrown in for fun). She's got a too cool for school vibe that I find endlessly annoying, and seems to think she's clever and charming while being neither. And on top of it she says things like, "I'll strip down to my underwear and my Ugg boots when I eat lunch in my trailer." It smacks of a pretentious play at trying to be sexy, but seriously, who the hell strips down to eat lunch, or leaves on idiotic footwear if and when they do so. That kind of overeager, false sounding ridiculousness follows her like a cloud of dust follows PigPen.

CAREER (5/10):

She's stayed busy. I'll give her that. But it's hard to miss that even Joss Wheadon couldn't make a show work with her as the star. Why people keep casting her eludes me, because she's been terrible in literally everything I've seen her in. She was even bad in a guest spot on THE BIG BANG THEORY. At this point in her career she is reason enough for me to actively avoid seeing something.

High points: BRING IT ON, WRONG TURN
Low points: SEX AND BREAKFAST, OPEN GRAVES

OVERALL (6/10):

Eliza Dushku is a good cauldron of most of the things that turn me off about a woman. An immature, inflated ego wrapped around a frame that is OK looking, but not nearly as hot as she thinks it is. Though I'll admit I may be the only one on the planet that thinks so. If she's your dream goddess then make your case below, I don't mind if you disagree. But I am curious if anyone else out there cringes when they see her being touted as hot or talented.

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3:53PM on 03/21/2012

youre wrong

She is super hot. If you're going to be dead wrong about that, you could at least spell Joss W-H-E-D-O-N's name right.
She is super hot. If you're going to be dead wrong about that, you could at least spell Joss W-H-E-D-O-N's name right.
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1:48AM on 03/20/2012
I've always liked Eliza and her kind of punk persona hotness she plays in most of her rolls. Her bikini montage in The New Guy was pretty awesome. I'd say at least 8 probably 8 and a half.
I've always liked Eliza and her kind of punk persona hotness she plays in most of her rolls. Her bikini montage in The New Guy was pretty awesome. I'd say at least 8 probably 8 and a half.
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9:27PM on 03/19/2012

Haha

Droopy Dog is how I always describe Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp?). In fact I just rewatched The Dark Knight and lamented to my buddy how she looks slightly down-syndrome-ish. On a completely unrelated note, I love me some Eliza. She's got something most actresses don't, a badass attitude that raises Hot above physical dimensions....
Droopy Dog is how I always describe Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp?). In fact I just rewatched The Dark Knight and lamented to my buddy how she looks slightly down-syndrome-ish. On a completely unrelated note, I love me some Eliza. She's got something most actresses don't, a badass attitude that raises Hot above physical dimensions....
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6:49PM on 03/19/2012
I disagree with the rating (except for the breasts; you got that right). Her face is distinctive and that's why I find her pretty. Too may actresses out there have interchangeable look; this one has her own look.
I disagree with the rating (except for the breasts; you got that right). Her face is distinctive and that's why I find her pretty. Too may actresses out there have interchangeable look; this one has her own look.
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3:41PM on 03/19/2012
I was never a big fan, but then I saw Tru Calling. The show itself was mediocre, but she looked absolutely gorgeous in that.
I was never a big fan, but then I saw Tru Calling. The show itself was mediocre, but she looked absolutely gorgeous in that.
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12:27PM on 03/19/2012
I like her, but I agree with your ratings. She is a horrible actress too.
I like her, but I agree with your ratings. She is a horrible actress too.
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12:14PM on 03/19/2012
ELIZA !! Smokin' Horror Hottie !!
ELIZA !! Smokin' Horror Hottie !!
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10:18AM on 03/19/2012
I think she is really sexy. Like the touch chick, smart ass persona she has.

Her character Faith was great in Buffy and Angel.
I think she is really sexy. Like the touch chick, smart ass persona she has.

Her character Faith was great in Buffy and Angel.
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8:50AM on 03/19/2012
She has a nice rack. The tattoo takes away from her. She's sexy, I find her sex worthy, but she is not upper echelon at all.
She has a nice rack. The tattoo takes away from her. She's sexy, I find her sex worthy, but she is not upper echelon at all.
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8:33AM on 03/19/2012

Split decision

My mind agrees with Mr. Pink but my penis has another opinion. In this case the penis overrules the brain.
My mind agrees with Mr. Pink but my penis has another opinion. In this case the penis overrules the brain.
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8:25AM on 03/19/2012

my two cents

sure, she doesnt have the hollywood cookie-cutter beauty most people drool over, but she is hot none the less. i thought she was really sext in bring it on, jay and silent bob strike back and the new guy. her ratings are way too low imo. overall an 8 for me.
sure, she doesnt have the hollywood cookie-cutter beauty most people drool over, but she is hot none the less. i thought she was really sext in bring it on, jay and silent bob strike back and the new guy. her ratings are way too low imo. overall an 8 for me.
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3:49AM on 03/19/2012
She does have a great rack but that don't help when you are more into the booty like myself & i agree there is not much there. Other than maybe Bring It on, Wrong Turn & True Lies she really hasn't been in many good movies. She was quite interesting as Faith on Buffy though.
She does have a great rack but that don't help when you are more into the booty like myself & i agree there is not much there. Other than maybe Bring It on, Wrong Turn & True Lies she really hasn't been in many good movies. She was quite interesting as Faith on Buffy though.
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2:59AM on 03/19/2012

I agree 100% with your assessment

She's a horrible actress with a mixed bag of hot and ugly about her face and body. I've always found it hilarious that someone with a middle-eastern name and look was cast as the biological daughter of the white-bread couple in True Lies- her only good movie.
She's a horrible actress with a mixed bag of hot and ugly about her face and body. I've always found it hilarious that someone with a middle-eastern name and look was cast as the biological daughter of the white-bread couple in True Lies- her only good movie.
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1:59PM on 03/19/2012
I find it hilarious that you think that because Arnold is from Austria. So she kind of matches that.
I find it hilarious that you think that because Arnold is from Austria. So she kind of matches that.
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