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Jul. 21, 2008by: Mr. Pink
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Looks like I'm a Cherry picker this week, because as soon as I saw Ms. Liquor's write up on this pasty English lass I knew I'd have to drop some love on this mistress of caliente's tasty luscious ass. She's the kind of chick that makes the chick's say, "I'm not a lesbian, but I'd do her." Amen. Let's thank the Maker for: EMILY BLUNT!

Check her out in - The Wolfman

ASS (8/10):

Yum diggity. I don't usually go the screencap route to showcase ladies attributes, but I can't imagine a better perspective on this particular keister than the one staring you in the face below. I'm not entirely sure how to phonetically represent what my face would like to do with Blunt's rump, but it's something like, "Boogedy flap flap ahah ahhahah thwap garrh yah!"


"No darlin', the movie is called Charlie Wilson's War!"

BOOBIES (8/10):

Wonderful proportion, heft and lift to Em's babushka's. Even better though, is that she works them like a pro without ever making a big deal about the fact that she's got awesome nipple ottomans.

FACE (7/10):

This is an interesting call, because a lot of how hot EB's face looks has to do with what angle you catch it from. The features she's rocking are all slightly off-center, and thus you get a real topographical change when looking up, down, left and right. Kinda like a hottie chameleon. At her best she's fetching, and at her worst she's just a little above average. Pretty solid overall with no question that the uniqueness factor is huge.

PERSONALITY (6/10):

The Blunt started acting and putting on accents at a young age to help her overcome a stutter. Which means she's been pretending to be someone else for a very long time. The problem with that is that much like Kevin Spacey, when you check out interviews with her you never get the sense that it's her that's there - it just feels like another character she's putting on. Does that mean she lacks a real personality? Or that she's a shrewd and exciting manipulator? At this point I don't think anybody knows.

CAREER (8/10):

It'd be easy to make the argument that Emily doesn't have the resume to deserve such high marks yet, even though most of her CV consists of very well respected work. But this is no ordinary decision. For one thing, Susan Sarandon asked her to audition for Irresistible after seeing her in My Summer Of Love. Further spicing up the debate is the fact that Meryl Streep, yeah Meryl f*cking Streep, called her the best young actress she's worked with in a long time, maybe ever. So if you want to argue the mark, take it up with Susan and Meryl.

High points: MY SUMMER OF LOVE, IRRESISTIBLE, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Low points: WIND CHILL

OVERALL (8/10):

I thought going through the break downs would create a clear rating by the end, which I did not have when I started with this lovely. Unfortunately I find myself as confused when faced with Ms. Blunt as I was at the start. That may in fact be some of her appeal. So it comes down to this. I like what I see here. A lot!

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7:56AM on 07/22/2008
I thing shes a masterpiece. Really beautiful and sexy.
I thing shes a masterpiece. Really beautiful and sexy.
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1:14PM on 07/21/2008

I liked Wind chill...

Yep! Not a masterpiece, but lots of young actresses would love to have a film like that in their low points.

I love her face, and god, those eyes!!!!!
Yep! Not a masterpiece, but lots of young actresses would love to have a film like that in their low points.

I love her face, and god, those eyes!!!!!
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12:52PM on 07/21/2008

Nice....

I agree w/most of you and give her about 7.5 out of 10. But wasn't she damn hot in Charlie Wilson's War? Ow!


I agree w/most of you and give her about 7.5 out of 10. But wasn't she damn hot in Charlie Wilson's War? Ow!


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11:14AM on 07/21/2008
I'm about a 7.5 out of 10, but she's still pretty. I'd like to see more from her to have a better opinion.
I'm about a 7.5 out of 10, but she's still pretty. I'd like to see more from her to have a better opinion.
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11:02AM on 07/21/2008
This is the way to start out a day, 8.5/10.
This is the way to start out a day, 8.5/10.
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10:46AM on 07/21/2008
It does depend on the angle- I'm going to be generous and say...7/10 I'm not usually into English chicks- but she's got quite an ass on her!
It does depend on the angle- I'm going to be generous and say...7/10 I'm not usually into English chicks- but she's got quite an ass on her!
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8:53AM on 07/21/2008
Meh. 5 out of 10. But it's still good enough for a stiffy dog.
Meh. 5 out of 10. But it's still good enough for a stiffy dog.
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