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03.22.2010by: Mr. Pink

Maybe it's the accent, but despite sometimes rocking a decidedly non-Hollywood hotness, British chicks often enflame the pants area in a way that more "traditional" beauty does not. Plus if they successfully export they are almost guaranteed great at the whole acting thing, and talent is wicked sexy. So this week let's get in close with one of the across the pond starlets who manages to be significantly more than the sum of her parts: EMILY MORTIMER!

Check her out in - Harry Brown

ASS (7/10):

Why do some of these beautiful babies make me work so hard to get a peek at their keister? Don't they know how much I love it? Of course, sometimes their backside shyness is because they want to hide a natural non-asset, but not so here (NSFW). While Mortimer is on the smallish side for my personal preference, she definitely has a cute and relatively firm booty.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Can boobs be elegant? Because that's the word that comes to mind when I'm checking out Emily's chesticles. They hang kinda low, but at the same time manage a surprising firmness. Fortunately for us all she's happy to show them off (NSFW) if the role requires (an admirable quality shared by many of her fellow Brits), and so far many of her roles have required it.

FACE (7/10):

I'm not sure I can win here. I mean, fans of hers are going to claim she's a true beauty, but despite a very cute and interesting face, she's just not. In fact, I probably should have gone with a 6 instead of a 7 here. Right? But there's just something about the energy shining out of that strange little mug that pushes her farther than what's there should be able to achieve. Make sure to drool back about this rating because I'm very curious about ya'lls opinion.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

Em definitely has some of the ole Jack Handy going on in her noggin, and you gotta love someone who is together and self-aware. At the same time, she's got a bit of crazy about her, and while I usually dig that, in this case it's more a SEX AND THE CITY-ish insanity, which I react to like a vampire does sunlight. So yeah she's pretty cool, but wouldn't be anywhere near the top of chicks I'd wanna hang out with

CAREER (7/10):

Morts is doing an excellent job so far of being in some really great films that almost no one has seen. No doubt she's taking the roles that appeal to her, and she's commented that the biggest producers still want Winslet and Beckinsale first. Kinda too bad though, because she brings a very unique presence every time she's on screen. Tinseltown is an odd place, and she could keep working out of the limelight for the rest of her career, but one right role in one right film would certainly catapult her into a rightful place as a go to Brit chick.

High points: LOVELY & AMAZING, LARS AND THE REAL GIRL, REDBELT
Low points: THE PINK PANTHER (2)

OVERALL (7/10):

Emily Mortimer has been a strong blip on my radar for quite some time, but hasn't truly cashed in on her potential yet. I'd be sad to never see her get a chance to add some real zest to bigger budget fare, but at the same time, as long as she's working, then whatever movie she's in will be the better for it.

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10:56PM on 03/24/2010

i'm a fan

shes not particularly hot but she is sexy in her own way especially in movies like Formula 51
shes not particularly hot but she is sexy in her own way especially in movies like Formula 51
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3:45AM on 03/23/2010
No, she is not hot. She is quirky and cute in her way, but definitely not hot.
No, she is not hot. She is quirky and cute in her way, but definitely not hot.
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12:29PM on 03/23/2010
HIGH FIVE!
HIGH FIVE!
8:23PM on 03/22/2010
I'll have to take most of your words that she's an "outstanding" actress, cuz I havent seen the majority of her films. Still, all of the other categories I'd have to probably give her 6's across the board.
I'll have to take most of your words that she's an "outstanding" actress, cuz I havent seen the majority of her films. Still, all of the other categories I'd have to probably give her 6's across the board.
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6:10PM on 03/22/2010
She looks ugly in the 3rd pic. The one that's under "Boobies" where she has her clothes on. She also looks ugly in the "Face" pic.
She looks ugly in the 3rd pic. The one that's under "Boobies" where she has her clothes on. She also looks ugly in the "Face" pic.
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5:52PM on 03/22/2010
Love her as an actress, and love her as a woman. She's quite yummy in my opinion.
Love her as an actress, and love her as a woman. She's quite yummy in my opinion.
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2:32PM on 03/22/2010
Why didnt you put Shutter Island as one of her high points?
Why didnt you put Shutter Island as one of her high points?
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1:51PM on 03/22/2010

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1:07PM on 03/22/2010
Emily Mortimer is a beautiful English actress. She has quite the acting ability and I hope to see her doing more films. Looks wise she is definitely a 9.
Emily Mortimer is a beautiful English actress. She has quite the acting ability and I hope to see her doing more films. Looks wise she is definitely a 9.
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12:40PM on 03/22/2010

She is gorgeous

Punch Drunk Love is an awesome movie too
Punch Drunk Love is an awesome movie too
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6:20PM on 03/22/2010
Gorgeous?...OK?!......
Gorgeous?...OK?!......
10:16AM on 03/22/2010
Maybe I've just watched more of her work than you have, but I love this woman as an actress. She's truly top-shelf. Plus, her willingness to be brave and go topless (THE SLEEPING DICTIONARY) where the more popular actress, Jessica Alba, had stand-in tits was enough to win my heart because she does the reveal in such a heart-breaking manner that you fall in love with her. So yeah, if you see that movie, to me her tits and ass are both 9s. I'd rate her a 9 overall just because of that and her
Maybe I've just watched more of her work than you have, but I love this woman as an actress. She's truly top-shelf. Plus, her willingness to be brave and go topless (THE SLEEPING DICTIONARY) where the more popular actress, Jessica Alba, had stand-in tits was enough to win my heart because she does the reveal in such a heart-breaking manner that you fall in love with her. So yeah, if you see that movie, to me her tits and ass are both 9s. I'd rate her a 9 overall just because of that and her acting ability. Watch THE CHAOS THEORY when you get the chance (anyone, not just Mr Pink). You might not like her character, but she's just so damn good as an actress. Much love for this woman.
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1:04PM on 03/22/2010
Chaos Theory was an excellent film Cherry.
Chaos Theory was an excellent film Cherry.
10:01AM on 03/22/2010
She's cute, not hot. I mean she really doesnt do that much for me. Regarding her career, you forgot to two of her better films, Chaos Theory and Match Point. Also, Lars and the Real Girl is a masterpiece.
She's cute, not hot. I mean she really doesnt do that much for me. Regarding her career, you forgot to two of her better films, Chaos Theory and Match Point. Also, Lars and the Real Girl is a masterpiece.
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10:17AM on 03/22/2010
Oh yeah... I hated MATCH POINT but she was the thwarted wife whose man was in love with someone else. She unfortunately plays that role a lot, but at least she does it well.
Oh yeah... I hated MATCH POINT but she was the thwarted wife whose man was in love with someone else. She unfortunately plays that role a lot, but at least she does it well.
8:51AM on 03/22/2010

you nailed it.

can't say i argue with any of your ratings. she's a great and talented actress but i wish she had that wow factor.
can't say i argue with any of your ratings. she's a great and talented actress but i wish she had that wow factor.
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